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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

And maybe, hear me out, y'all, maybe, maybe, that's what we all should want

And maybe, hear me out, y'all, maybe, maybe, that's what we all should want

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And maybe, hear me out, y'all,
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maybe, maybe,
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that's what we all should want.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:18
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should all be chasing. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should...
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta agree with it. It is. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta...
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, Johnny Knoxville." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, ...
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go home this evening. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go h...
The other day, I read an article - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
The other day, I read an article
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets every...
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets,
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's face. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's ...
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up ev...
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy ...
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are bullshit. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are ...
Maybe we should just be eating what we want, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe we should just be eating what we want,
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got eyelashes and we like that. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got ...
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee
Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit."
And that, above everything else, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And that, above everything else,
And if you didn't like that joke, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And if you didn't like that joke,
If you did like that joke, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
If you did like that joke,
This final piece I wanna share with you this evening is untitled. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
This final piece I wanna share with you this evening is unti...
There's no title for this one, but I will say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
There's no title for this one, but I will say,