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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

And then afterwards, he fed that puppyto the class's pet snapping turtle

And then afterwards, he fed that puppy
to the class's pet snapping turtle

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And then afterwards,
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he fed that puppy to the class's pet snapping turtle.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:50
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
He fed a baby dog to a living dinosaur - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
He fed a baby dog to a living dinosaur
And every article I read had the same reaction many of you are having. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And every article I read had the same reaction many of you a...
Every single one was like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:19
Every single one was like,
And I kept thinking, "Man..." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I kept thinking, "Man..."
"Fuck them." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
"Fuck them."
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the year. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the...
They taunted him - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
They taunted him
Till one day he snapped, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Till one day he snapped,
"Is this what you want?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:22
"Is this what you want?"
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favorite. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favor...
It's a little number that I've simply entitled, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
It's a little number that I've simply entitled,
Hello, this is Joe calling. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Hello, this is Joe calling.
Can you definitively prove - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Can you definitively prove
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, "Maybe this is too far." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, &quo...
He's a 138-year-old man - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
He's a 138-year-old man
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen have. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Niel...
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special needs. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special n...
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way.
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to me, verbatim. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to ...
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words