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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

And there you will read aboutpossibly the dumbest man for whom I've ever had to buya...

And there you will read about
possibly the dumbest man for whom I've ever had to buy
a Father's Day card

Full Transcript

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And there you will read about possibly the dumbest man
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for whom I've ever had to buy a Father's Day card.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:55
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
You know what I mean? Given the state of the world, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You know what I mean? Given the state of the world,
All of our heroes are monsters, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
All of our heroes are monsters,
There is no good and bad. It's not just good and bad. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
There is no good and bad. It's not just good and bad.
It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa
There are so many different shades of Sammy Sosa in-between. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
There are so many different shades of Sammy Sosa in-between.
My favorite restaurant in the world, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
My favorite restaurant in the world,
When people show me fight videos at McDonald's, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
When people show me fight videos at McDonald's,
The other day, I'm at McDonald's, and I order myself a 10-piece nugget. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The other day, I'm at McDonald's, and I order myse...
Because the woman behind the register, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Because the woman behind the register,
For those of you that don't, don't worry, I'll explain. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
For those of you that don't, don't worry, I'l...
Right? She's trying to have sex with me for 12 nugget... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Right? She's trying to have sex with me for 12 nugget.....
With 12 nuggets, it's just sitting wide open, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
With 12 nuggets, it's just sitting wide open,
"Oh my God, McDonald's? That stuff is terrible for you." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
"Oh my God, McDonald's? That stuff is terrible for...
And yet here I was, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And yet here I was,
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment,
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life.
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fi...
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty McDonald's sex. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty ...
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets
And maybe, hear me out, y'all, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And maybe, hear me out, y'all,