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And yes, she means it in a derogatory way
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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

And yes, she means it in a derogatory way

And yes, she means it in a derogatory way

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And yes, she means it in a derogatory way.
Duration
5 seconds
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24
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:56
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to me, verbatim. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to ...
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words
She called me up and she said, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:16
She called me up and she said,
You understand? She told me, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
You understand? She told me,
You know? I took a deep breath, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You know? I took a deep breath,
The love that we've shared, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The love that we've shared,
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees' worth of husbands. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees'...
Four different husbands, and sometimes I think - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Four different husbands, and sometimes I think
She's the only person who figured out what love is supposed to be. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She's the only person who figured out what love is supp...
Because while the rest of us have potentially wasted our lives - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
Because while the rest of us have potentially wasted our liv...
She finds a new husband every other Toyotathon, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
She finds a new husband every other Toyotathon,
Grown men who order apple juice at restaurants. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Grown men who order apple juice at restaurants.
At one point, I'm not making this up, my mom married a disgraced NBA mascot. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
At one point, I'm not making this up, my mom married a ...
Yeah, that's not a Mad Lib, that's a choice she made. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Yeah, that's not a Mad Lib, that's a choice she ma...
First of all, did you know that NBA mascots could be disgraced? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
First of all, did you know that NBA mascots could be disgrac...
Did you know these disgraced motherfuckers could fuck your mom? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Did you know these disgraced motherfuckers could fuck your m...
Apparently, none of our mothers can resist the sexual chemistry - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Apparently, none of our mothers can resist the sexual chemis...
You want to know how did he lose his job as Benny the Bull, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You want to know how did he lose his job as Benny the Bull, ...
How does one lose such a coveted position as Chicago mascot Benny the Bull? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
How does one lose such a coveted position as Chicago mascot ...
I'll tell you. He was fired from his job as Benny the Bull - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:16
I'll tell you. He was fired from his job as Benny the B...