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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

Before I greet my wife, before I unstick my balls from my thigh, I pick up my phone, I...

Before I greet my wife, before I unstick my balls from my thigh, I pick up my phone, I open that app, and I just start flirting

Full Transcript

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Before I greet my wife,
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before I unstick my balls from my thigh,
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I pick up my phone,
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I open that app,
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and I just start flirting.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:51
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
I like a wooden-teeth-looking motherfucker, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I like a wooden-teeth-looking motherfucker,
And they be sending me messages like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:43
And they be sending me messages like,
And so what I've done, what I've actually started to do, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And so what I've done, what I've actually started ...
You don't like taking advantage of our most vulnerable communities? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
You don't like taking advantage of our most vulnerable ...
What I've done is I've compiled - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
What I've done is I've compiled
This first piece I want to share with you this evening, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
This first piece I want to share with you this evening,
I love so many things. I love everything. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
I love so many things. I love everything.
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto.
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars.
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby,
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my bab...
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker
Ghost Dog. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Ghost Dog.
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my business, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my bu...
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:14
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him,
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say,
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if ...
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?"
And I'll never forget it, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
And I'll never forget it,