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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

But something so hateful in her spirit saw me up there trying my best, and she thought to...

But something so hateful in her spirit saw me up there trying my best, and she thought to herself

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But something so hateful in her spirit
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saw me up there trying my best,
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and she thought to herself...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:13
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
"Uh-uh." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
"Uh-uh."
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to this day. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to th...
I'll decap Edna's knees if I ever see her again. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I'll decap Edna's knees if I ever see her again.
I wanna knife her up real good in the belly, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
I wanna knife her up real good in the belly,
I... Y'all, I... I was gonna write silky metaphors. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I... Y'all, I... I was gonna write silky metaphors.
I was going to go down on weird ladies with hairy armpits. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I was going to go down on weird ladies with hairy armpits.
And then I had to teach an after-school poetry program - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And then I had to teach an after-school poetry program
And every day, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And every day,
She made me sad for two lunar cycles, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She made me sad for two lunar cycles,
I thought the best way to get these kids to write their poems - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I thought the best way to get these kids to write their poem...
I should have just read them Tupac lyrics like my teachers did for me. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I should have just read them Tupac lyrics like my teachers d...
"Listen up, kids." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
"Listen up, kids."
Even worse, the poem that I read them - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Even worse, the poem that I read them
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash...
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work
The exact final lines of the poem go, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:29
The exact final lines of the poem go,
They break the person you thought you were going to be, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
They break the person you thought you were going to be,
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, rig...
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job,
And then afterwards, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And then afterwards,