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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

"Fuck them." What kind of permanent damagedid those kids do to him?

"Fuck them." What kind of permanent damage
did those kids do to him?

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"Fuck them."
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What kind of permanent damage did those kids do to him?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:43
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the year. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the...
They taunted him - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
They taunted him
Till one day he snapped, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Till one day he snapped,
"Is this what you want?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:22
"Is this what you want?"
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favorite. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favor...
It's a little number that I've simply entitled, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
It's a little number that I've simply entitled,
Hello, this is Joe calling. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Hello, this is Joe calling.
Can you definitively prove - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Can you definitively prove
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, "Maybe this is too far." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, &quo...
He's a 138-year-old man - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
He's a 138-year-old man
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen have. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Niel...
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special needs. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special n...
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way.
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to me, verbatim. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to ...
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words
She called me up and she said, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:16
She called me up and she said,
You understand? She told me, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
You understand? She told me,
You know? I took a deep breath, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You know? I took a deep breath,
The love that we've shared, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The love that we've shared,
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees' worth of husbands. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees'...