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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

"Gimme that shit." "Thought you were funny. You're weird." "You're a weird guy at the...

"Gimme that shit." "Thought you were funny. You're weird." "You're a weird guy at the park." Best thing

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"Gimme that shit."
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"Thought you were funny. You're weird."
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"You're a weird guy at the park."
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Best thing.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:51
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's ever happened to my parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's e...
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to your parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to...
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out loud. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out lo...
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story,
I was just sitting there like, "What the fuck... is a 'peterodasatill'?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
I was just sitting there like, "What the fuck... is a &...
There's so much I'm dumb about, so much I don't understand in the world. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
There's so much I'm dumb about, so much I don'...
As it relates to COVID, right? Specifically the COVID vaccine. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
As it relates to COVID, right? Specifically the COVID vaccin...
Am I the only person, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Am I the only person,
The key for the deodorant - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The key for the deodorant
It's just one dude being like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
It's just one dude being like,
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to have a boner. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to...
Everybody be looking at me like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Everybody be looking at me like,
And I used to think it was just a me thing, you know? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I used to think it was just a me thing, you know?
I used to think I was the only person hard in my local Chipotle. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I used to think I was the only person hard in my local Chipo...
But after years of careful research, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But after years of careful research,
In fact, every dude in here has the exact same problem. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
In fact, every dude in here has the exact same problem.
Ladies, whether he's ready to admit it or not, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
Ladies, whether he's ready to admit it or not,
Just avoiding pie charts, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just avoiding pie charts,
Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?"
That's why I don't listen to anything men have to say - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
That's why I don't listen to anything men have to ...