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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?" "You eat at IHOP?" "Weird choice!"

He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?" "You eat at IHOP?" "Weird choice!"

Full Transcript

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He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?"
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"You eat at IHOP?"
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"Weird choice!"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:20
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
And I'll never forget it, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
And I'll never forget it,
Because you and I, every single person in this room, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
Because you and I, every single person in this room,
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest joys to another. It's... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest ...
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same night. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same n...
Last year, for my birthday, right, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Last year, for my birthday, right,
And then, we went to a public park, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And then, we went to a public park,
You understand? That's how I celebrated my 35th birthday. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
You understand? That's how I celebrated my 35th birthda...
And I'll be honest, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And I'll be honest,
The players, they had worked hard to organize themselves - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
The players, they had worked hard to organize themselves
Some rowdy eighth graders showed up - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Some rowdy eighth graders showed up
Stuff that didn't even make sense. I was sitting on a bench like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Stuff that didn't even make sense. I was sitting on a b...
And I guess I'm cautious to call him a left fielder - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And I guess I'm cautious to call him a left fielder
But the office manager in left field, he missed an easy pop fly, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But the office manager in left field, he missed an easy pop ...
I stood up and I shouted, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
I stood up and I shouted,
And what y'all have to understand - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And what y'all have to understand
You know what I mean? Y'all are okay, but at the park, I goddamn destroyed. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You know what I mean? Y'all are okay, but at the park, ...
But here's what you also have to understand, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
But here's what you also have to understand,
So when I said that, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
So when I said that,
You understand? I was this 40-year-old white man's dad. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You understand? I was this 40-year-old white man's dad.
And I'll be honest, I was disappointed. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I'll be honest, I was disappointed.