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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

He wanted dead Jews And good family-friendly content

He wanted dead Jews And good family-friendly content

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He wanted dead Jews
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And good family-friendly content.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:48
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
And now you look over and some kid is drawing Zazu, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
And now you look over and some kid is drawing Zazu,
Talking about, "Simba, I can't help you become king. My back hurts." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Talking about, "Simba, I can't help you become kin...
This is a... This is a weird transition after that titty joke, but... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
This is a... This is a weird transition after that titty jok...
I'm the reason your kid pronounces it "liberry." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I'm the reason your kid pronounces it "liberry.&qu...
This is what made teaching so difficult for me, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:14
This is what made teaching so difficult for me,
Right? That they can still find the best version of themselves. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Right? That they can still find the best version of themselv...
And that's so hard, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And that's so hard,
Some of the meanest things ever said to me - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Some of the meanest things ever said to me
She raised her hand to tell me - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She raised her hand to tell me
You understand? She interrupted class to tell me... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You understand? She interrupted class to tell me...
Keep in mind, I wasn't trying to be a male model. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Keep in mind, I wasn't trying to be a male model.
But something so hateful in her spirit - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
But something so hateful in her spirit
"Uh-uh." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
"Uh-uh."
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to this day. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to th...
I'll decap Edna's knees if I ever see her again. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I'll decap Edna's knees if I ever see her again.
I wanna knife her up real good in the belly, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
I wanna knife her up real good in the belly,
I... Y'all, I... I was gonna write silky metaphors. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I... Y'all, I... I was gonna write silky metaphors.
I was going to go down on weird ladies with hairy armpits. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I was going to go down on weird ladies with hairy armpits.
And then I had to teach an after-school poetry program - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And then I had to teach an after-school poetry program
And every day, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And every day,