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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

I shouted in front of everybody, "Hey!" "I'm selling the house in the Berkshiresand I'm...

I shouted in front of everybody, "Hey!" "I'm selling the house in the Berkshires
and I'm cutting you out of the trust." And then no one laughed, 'cause no one knew
what the fuck I was talking about

Full Transcript

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I shouted in front of everybody,
00:00:02.793 --> 00:00:03.919
"Hey!"
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"I'm selling the house in the Berkshires and I'm cutting you out of the trust."
00:00:09.884 --> 00:00:11.093
And then no one laughed,
00:00:11.177 --> 00:00:14.221
'cause no one knew what the fuck I was talking about.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:35
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
"Gimme that shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
"Gimme that shit."
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's ever happened to my parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's e...
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to your parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to...
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out loud. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out lo...
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story,
I was just sitting there like, "What the fuck... is a 'peterodasatill'?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
I was just sitting there like, "What the fuck... is a &...
There's so much I'm dumb about, so much I don't understand in the world. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
There's so much I'm dumb about, so much I don'...
As it relates to COVID, right? Specifically the COVID vaccine. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
As it relates to COVID, right? Specifically the COVID vaccin...
Am I the only person, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Am I the only person,
The key for the deodorant - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The key for the deodorant
It's just one dude being like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
It's just one dude being like,
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to have a boner. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to...
Everybody be looking at me like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Everybody be looking at me like,
And I used to think it was just a me thing, you know? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I used to think it was just a me thing, you know?
I used to think I was the only person hard in my local Chipotle. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I used to think I was the only person hard in my local Chipo...
But after years of careful research, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But after years of careful research,
In fact, every dude in here has the exact same problem. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
In fact, every dude in here has the exact same problem.
Ladies, whether he's ready to admit it or not, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
Ladies, whether he's ready to admit it or not,
Just avoiding pie charts, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just avoiding pie charts,
Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?"