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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

"Is this what you want?" "Are you not entertained?" "I swear to God, if one more of...

"Is this what you want?" "Are you not entertained?" "I swear to God, if one more of y'all
brings up my divorce, I'll kill this fucking dog." "Today's lesson is about
minding your goddamn business." "Turn to page 18."

Full Transcript

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"Is this what you want?"
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"Are you not entertained?"
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"I swear to God, if one more of y'all brings up my divorce,
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I'll kill this fucking dog."
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"Today's lesson is about minding your goddamn business."
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"Turn to page 18."
Duration
22 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:23
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favorite. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favor...
It's a little number that I've simply entitled, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
It's a little number that I've simply entitled,
Hello, this is Joe calling. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Hello, this is Joe calling.
Can you definitively prove - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Can you definitively prove
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, "Maybe this is too far." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, &quo...
He's a 138-year-old man - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
He's a 138-year-old man
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen have. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Niel...
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special needs. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special n...
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way.
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to me, verbatim. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to ...
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words
She called me up and she said, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:16
She called me up and she said,
You understand? She told me, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
You understand? She told me,
You know? I took a deep breath, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You know? I took a deep breath,
The love that we've shared, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The love that we've shared,
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees' worth of husbands. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees'...
Four different husbands, and sometimes I think - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Four different husbands, and sometimes I think
She's the only person who figured out what love is supposed to be. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She's the only person who figured out what love is supp...
Because while the rest of us have potentially wasted our lives - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
Because while the rest of us have potentially wasted our liv...
She finds a new husband every other Toyotathon, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
She finds a new husband every other Toyotathon,