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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

It's a little numberthat I've simply entitled, "Sophisticated." "Sophisticated."We'll play...

It's a little number
that I've simply entitled, "Sophisticated." "Sophisticated."
We'll play it for you now

Full Transcript

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It's a little number that I've simply entitled,
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"Sophisticated."
00:00:05.463 --> 00:00:07.059
"Sophisticated." We'll play it for you now.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:09
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
Hello, this is Joe calling. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Hello, this is Joe calling.
Can you definitively prove - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Can you definitively prove
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, "Maybe this is too far." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're getting out... Yeah. You're wondering, &quo...
He's a 138-year-old man - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
He's a 138-year-old man
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen have. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Love, you know, the thing that Flavor Flav and Brigitte Niel...
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special needs. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I just found out that my wife thinks that I'm special n...
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And yes, she means it in a derogatory way.
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to me, verbatim. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
The other day, she called me from work and she said this to ...
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Now, keep in mind, I have changed some of the words
She called me up and she said, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:16
She called me up and she said,
You understand? She told me, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
You understand? She told me,
You know? I took a deep breath, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You know? I took a deep breath,
The love that we've shared, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The love that we've shared,
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees' worth of husbands. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Some of y'all are white. That's a 98 Degrees'...
Four different husbands, and sometimes I think - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Four different husbands, and sometimes I think
She's the only person who figured out what love is supposed to be. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She's the only person who figured out what love is supp...
Because while the rest of us have potentially wasted our lives - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
Because while the rest of us have potentially wasted our liv...
She finds a new husband every other Toyotathon, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
She finds a new husband every other Toyotathon,
Grown men who order apple juice at restaurants. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Grown men who order apple juice at restaurants.
At one point, I'm not making this up, my mom married a disgraced NBA mascot. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
At one point, I'm not making this up, my mom married a ...