It's just one dude being like, "Whatcha need, player? Yeah, I got you." "Oh, Pfizer?Nah, I...
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It's just one dude being like, "Whatcha need, player? Yeah, I got you." "Oh, Pfizer?
Nah, I can't get you the Pfizer." "Gotta call the manager for the Pfizer." "You want that Johnson & Johnson,
I get you that right now." "We keep that with the Hot Pockets.
I can get you Johnson & Johnson." "But Pfizer, we gotta call the manager.
He got the big key." "Also, please fill out this form, because I am now
your primary care physician." "We gon' change up your diet.
You eating string cheese." "It's on sale."
Nah, I can't get you the Pfizer." "Gotta call the manager for the Pfizer." "You want that Johnson & Johnson,
I get you that right now." "We keep that with the Hot Pockets.
I can get you Johnson & Johnson." "But Pfizer, we gotta call the manager.
He got the big key." "Also, please fill out this form, because I am now
your primary care physician." "We gon' change up your diet.
You eating string cheese." "It's on sale."
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It's just one dude being like,
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"Whatcha need, player? Yeah, I got you."
00:00:04.838 --> 00:00:07.009
"Oh, Pfizer?
Nah, I can't get you the Pfizer."
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"Gotta call the manager for the Pfizer."
00:00:09.968 --> 00:00:12.762
"You want that Johnson & Johnson,
I get you that right now."
00:00:12.846 --> 00:00:16.474
"We keep that with the Hot Pockets.
I can get you Johnson & Johnson."
00:00:16.975 --> 00:00:19.728
"But Pfizer, we gotta call the manager.
He got the big key."
00:00:20.854 --> 00:00:22.564
"Also, please fill out this form,
00:00:22.647 --> 00:00:25.275
because I am now
your primary care physician."
00:00:26.526 --> 00:00:29.279
"We gon' change up your diet.
You eating string cheese."
00:00:30.363 --> 00:00:31.364
"It's on sale."
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Movie Summary
Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
