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It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa
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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa and Hello-Kitty-colored Sammy Sosa

It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa and Hello-Kitty-colored Sammy Sosa

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It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa
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and Hello-Kitty-colored Sammy Sosa.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:39
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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N/A

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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
There are so many different shades of Sammy Sosa in-between. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
There are so many different shades of Sammy Sosa in-between.
My favorite restaurant in the world, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
My favorite restaurant in the world,
When people show me fight videos at McDonald's, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
When people show me fight videos at McDonald's,
The other day, I'm at McDonald's, and I order myself a 10-piece nugget. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The other day, I'm at McDonald's, and I order myse...
Because the woman behind the register, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Because the woman behind the register,
For those of you that don't, don't worry, I'll explain. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
For those of you that don't, don't worry, I'l...
Right? She's trying to have sex with me for 12 nugget... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Right? She's trying to have sex with me for 12 nugget.....
With 12 nuggets, it's just sitting wide open, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
With 12 nuggets, it's just sitting wide open,
"Oh my God, McDonald's? That stuff is terrible for you." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
"Oh my God, McDonald's? That stuff is terrible for...
And yet here I was, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And yet here I was,
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment,
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life.
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fi...
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty McDonald's sex. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty ...
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets
And maybe, hear me out, y'all, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And maybe, hear me out, y'all,
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should all be chasing. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should...
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta agree with it. It is. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta...
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, Johnny Knoxville." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, ...
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go home this evening. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go h...