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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

Keep in mind,I wasn't trying to be a male model

Keep in mind,
I wasn't trying to be a male model

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Keep in mind, I wasn't trying to be a male model.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:02
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
But something so hateful in her spirit - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
But something so hateful in her spirit
"Uh-uh." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
"Uh-uh."
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to this day. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to th...
I'll decap Edna's knees if I ever see her again. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I'll decap Edna's knees if I ever see her again.
I wanna knife her up real good in the belly, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
I wanna knife her up real good in the belly,
I... Y'all, I... I was gonna write silky metaphors. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I... Y'all, I... I was gonna write silky metaphors.
I was going to go down on weird ladies with hairy armpits. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I was going to go down on weird ladies with hairy armpits.
And then I had to teach an after-school poetry program - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And then I had to teach an after-school poetry program
And every day, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And every day,
She made me sad for two lunar cycles, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She made me sad for two lunar cycles,
I thought the best way to get these kids to write their poems - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I thought the best way to get these kids to write their poem...
I should have just read them Tupac lyrics like my teachers did for me. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I should have just read them Tupac lyrics like my teachers d...
"Listen up, kids." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
"Listen up, kids."
Even worse, the poem that I read them - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Even worse, the poem that I read them
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash...
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work
The exact final lines of the poem go, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:29
The exact final lines of the poem go,
They break the person you thought you were going to be, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
They break the person you thought you were going to be,
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, rig...
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job,