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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?" "Lord." "I'm about to bust. I can't." "I pray to God they...

Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?" "Lord." "I'm about to bust. I can't." "I pray to God they don't push
that pie chart next to another pie chart, 'cause that's titties, and I'mma cum." "I'mma cum from that pie booty."

Full Transcript

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Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?"
00:00:03.084 --> 00:00:04.086
"Lord."
00:00:05.087 --> 00:00:06.797
"I'm about to bust. I can't."
00:00:07.798 --> 00:00:10.968
"I pray to God they don't push that pie chart next to another pie chart,
00:00:11.051 --> 00:00:13.387
'cause that's titties, and I'mma cum."
00:00:14.093 --> 00:00:16.557
"I'mma cum from that pie booty."
Duration
18 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:24
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.