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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

"Listen up, kids." First off, fuck yo' bitchAnd the clique you claim "That's called a...

"Listen up, kids." First off, fuck yo' bitch
And the clique you claim "That's called a stanza."

Full Transcript

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"Listen up, kids."
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First off, fuck yo' bitch And the clique you claim
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"That's called a stanza."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:58
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
Even worse, the poem that I read them - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Even worse, the poem that I read them
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash...
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work
The exact final lines of the poem go, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:29
The exact final lines of the poem go,
They break the person you thought you were going to be, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
They break the person you thought you were going to be,
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, rig...
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job,
And then afterwards, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And then afterwards,
He fed a baby dog to a living dinosaur - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
He fed a baby dog to a living dinosaur
And every article I read had the same reaction many of you are having. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And every article I read had the same reaction many of you a...
Every single one was like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:19
Every single one was like,
And I kept thinking, "Man..." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I kept thinking, "Man..."
"Fuck them." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
"Fuck them."
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the year. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the...
They taunted him - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
They taunted him
Till one day he snapped, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Till one day he snapped,
"Is this what you want?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:22
"Is this what you want?"
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favorite. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
This next piece I want to share with you is a personal favor...
It's a little number that I've simply entitled, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
It's a little number that I've simply entitled,
Hello, this is Joe calling. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Hello, this is Joe calling.