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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

She called me up and she said, "Hey, I'm making chili tonight,and I need you to heat up a...

She called me up and she said, "Hey, I'm making chili tonight,
and I need you to heat up a can of beans." Then she said, and I'll never forget it, "And whatever you do, don't put the can in the microwave."

Full Transcript

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She called me up and she said,
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"Hey, I'm making chili tonight, and I need you to heat up a can of beans."
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Then she said, and I'll never forget it,
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"And whatever you do,
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don't put the can in the microwave."
Duration
16 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:26
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.