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She made me sad for two lunar cycles
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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

She made me sad for two lunar cycles, and now I want her dead

She made me sad for two lunar cycles, and now I want her dead

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She made me sad for two lunar cycles,
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and now I want her dead.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:25
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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N/A

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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
I thought the best way to get these kids to write their poems - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I thought the best way to get these kids to write their poem...
I should have just read them Tupac lyrics like my teachers did for me. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I should have just read them Tupac lyrics like my teachers d...
"Listen up, kids." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
"Listen up, kids."
Even worse, the poem that I read them - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Even worse, the poem that I read them
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It was a poem about a friend of mine who died in a car crash...
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And in the poem, I do all this metaphorical work
The exact final lines of the poem go, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:29
The exact final lines of the poem go,
They break the person you thought you were going to be, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
They break the person you thought you were going to be,
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Years ago, I read this article about a teacher in Idaho, rig...
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Teacher in Idaho who got fired from his job,
And then afterwards, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And then afterwards,
He fed a baby dog to a living dinosaur - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
He fed a baby dog to a living dinosaur
And every article I read had the same reaction many of you are having. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And every article I read had the same reaction many of you a...
Every single one was like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:19
Every single one was like,
And I kept thinking, "Man..." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I kept thinking, "Man..."
"Fuck them." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
"Fuck them."
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the year. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
'Cause he wasn't like that at the beginning of the...
They taunted him - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
They taunted him
Till one day he snapped, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Till one day he snapped,
"Is this what you want?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:22
"Is this what you want?"