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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

So when I said that, and me and this person in left fieldmade eye contact, there was a...

So when I said that, and me and this person in left field
made eye contact, there was a brief moment where I was his father

Full Transcript

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So when I said that,
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and me and this person in left field made eye contact,
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there was a brief moment
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where I was his father.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:32
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
You understand? I was this 40-year-old white man's dad. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You understand? I was this 40-year-old white man's dad.
And I'll be honest, I was disappointed. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I'll be honest, I was disappointed.
Because this isn't the life that I imagined for my white son. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Because this isn't the life that I imagined for my whit...
Maybe that's good enough for your white boys, but not mine. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Maybe that's good enough for your white boys, but not m...
No, sir, his mother and I had worked too hard, too hard, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
No, sir, his mother and I had worked too hard, too hard,
And I got so angry, so in my head rageful at what my son was doing, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And I got so angry, so in my head rageful at what my son was...
I shouted in front of everybody, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
I shouted in front of everybody,
"Gimme that shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
"Gimme that shit."
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's ever happened to my parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's e...
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to your parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to...
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out loud. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out lo...
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story,
I was just sitting there like, "What the fuck... is a 'peterodasatill'?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
I was just sitting there like, "What the fuck... is a &...
There's so much I'm dumb about, so much I don't understand in the world. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
There's so much I'm dumb about, so much I don'...
As it relates to COVID, right? Specifically the COVID vaccine. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
As it relates to COVID, right? Specifically the COVID vaccin...
Am I the only person, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Am I the only person,
The key for the deodorant - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The key for the deodorant
It's just one dude being like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
It's just one dude being like,
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to have a boner. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to...
Everybody be looking at me like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Everybody be looking at me like,