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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

Some rowdy eighth graders showed up and just started yellingweird, mushroom-y shit at them

Some rowdy eighth graders showed up and just started yelling
weird, mushroom-y shit at them

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Some rowdy eighth graders showed up
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and just started yelling weird, mushroom-y shit at them.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:19
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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N/A

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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
Stuff that didn't even make sense. I was sitting on a bench like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
Stuff that didn't even make sense. I was sitting on a b...
And I guess I'm cautious to call him a left fielder - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And I guess I'm cautious to call him a left fielder
But the office manager in left field, he missed an easy pop fly, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But the office manager in left field, he missed an easy pop ...
I stood up and I shouted, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
I stood up and I shouted,
And what y'all have to understand - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And what y'all have to understand
You know what I mean? Y'all are okay, but at the park, I goddamn destroyed. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You know what I mean? Y'all are okay, but at the park, ...
But here's what you also have to understand, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
But here's what you also have to understand,
So when I said that, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
So when I said that,
You understand? I was this 40-year-old white man's dad. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You understand? I was this 40-year-old white man's dad.
And I'll be honest, I was disappointed. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I'll be honest, I was disappointed.
Because this isn't the life that I imagined for my white son. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Because this isn't the life that I imagined for my whit...
Maybe that's good enough for your white boys, but not mine. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Maybe that's good enough for your white boys, but not m...
No, sir, his mother and I had worked too hard, too hard, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
No, sir, his mother and I had worked too hard, too hard,
And I got so angry, so in my head rageful at what my son was doing, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And I got so angry, so in my head rageful at what my son was...
I shouted in front of everybody, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
I shouted in front of everybody,
"Gimme that shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
"Gimme that shit."
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's ever happened to my parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You're telling me I'm the best thing that's e...
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to your parents? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
You? You're the best thing that's ever happened to...
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out loud. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Most of us still get embarrassed when we have to read out lo...
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The other day, I was reading my daughter a bedtime story,