Stuff that didn't even make sense.I was sitting on a bench like, "Hey! Number three!" "You...
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Stuff that didn't even make sense.
I was sitting on a bench like, "Hey! Number three!" "You remember Bob Dole?" "You know Bob Dole? He was a politician,
'80s, '90s, ran for president, never won." "You remember Bob Dole?" "Remember he had
that weird, fucked-up arm? Little arm." "He had to keep a pen in it so nobody'd
notice how mangled his little hand was." "Remember Bob Dole?" "Well, you throw like Bob Dole!" "Fuck you, number three!" "Bob-Dole-throwing motherfucker."
I was sitting on a bench like, "Hey! Number three!" "You remember Bob Dole?" "You know Bob Dole? He was a politician,
'80s, '90s, ran for president, never won." "You remember Bob Dole?" "Remember he had
that weird, fucked-up arm? Little arm." "He had to keep a pen in it so nobody'd
notice how mangled his little hand was." "Remember Bob Dole?" "Well, you throw like Bob Dole!" "Fuck you, number three!" "Bob-Dole-throwing motherfucker."
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Stuff that didn't even make sense.
I was sitting on a bench like,
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"Hey! Number three!"
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"You remember Bob Dole?"
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"You know Bob Dole? He was a politician,
'80s, '90s, ran for president, never won."
00:00:14.221 --> 00:00:15.806
"You remember Bob Dole?"
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"Remember he had
that weird, fucked-up arm? Little arm."
00:00:18.893 --> 00:00:22.855
"He had to keep a pen in it so nobody'd
notice how mangled his little hand was."
00:00:22.938 --> 00:00:24.069
"Remember Bob Dole?"
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"Well, you throw like Bob Dole!"
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"Fuck you, number three!"
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"Bob-Dole-throwing motherfucker."
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Movie Summary
Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
