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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

The key for the deodorant and the key for the Moderna?

The key for the deodorant and the key for the Moderna?

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The key for the deodorant
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and the key for the Moderna?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:31
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
It's just one dude being like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
It's just one dude being like,
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to have a boner. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
I'm saying I get boners when I didn't expect... to...
Everybody be looking at me like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Everybody be looking at me like,
And I used to think it was just a me thing, you know? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
And I used to think it was just a me thing, you know?
I used to think I was the only person hard in my local Chipotle. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I used to think I was the only person hard in my local Chipo...
But after years of careful research, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But after years of careful research,
In fact, every dude in here has the exact same problem. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
In fact, every dude in here has the exact same problem.
Ladies, whether he's ready to admit it or not, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
Ladies, whether he's ready to admit it or not,
Just avoiding pie charts, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just avoiding pie charts,
Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Like, "Oh God, are we at 98%?"
That's why I don't listen to anything men have to say - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
That's why I don't listen to anything men have to ...
We be hard, and if you got a hard dick, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
We be hard, and if you got a hard dick,
You can't be erect and correct at the same time. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
You can't be erect and correct at the same time.
Like, "Damn, Putin got them big bombs, don't he? Shit!" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:17
Like, "Damn, Putin got them big bombs, don't he? S...
To bring a person to their greatest potential, that's scary. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
To bring a person to their greatest potential, that's s...
Fear, honestly, that existed throughout my wife's entire pregnancy. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Fear, honestly, that existed throughout my wife's entir...
The entire time, I was terrified - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The entire time, I was terrified
My wife is the exact same mix. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
My wife is the exact same mix.
If I'm half-white, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
If I'm half-white,
Just a little tampon-colored Tyler, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Just a little tampon-colored Tyler,