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The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets
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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

The McDonald's ladyisn't going to make me fold fitted sheets or vote during midterm...

The McDonald's lady
isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets or vote during midterm elections

Full Transcript

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The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets
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or vote during midterm elections.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:47
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty McDonald's sex. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty ...
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets
And maybe, hear me out, y'all, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And maybe, hear me out, y'all,
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should all be chasing. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should...
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta agree with it. It is. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta...
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, Johnny Knoxville." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, ...
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go home this evening. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go h...
The other day, I read an article - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
The other day, I read an article
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets every...
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets,
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's face. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's ...
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up ev...
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy ...
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are bullshit. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are ...
Maybe we should just be eating what we want, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe we should just be eating what we want,
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got eyelashes and we like that. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got ...
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee
Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit."
And that, above everything else, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And that, above everything else,
And if you didn't like that joke, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And if you didn't like that joke,