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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

The other day, I read an article about a woman who kepta box of Chicken McNuggets for six...

The other day, I read an article about a woman who kept
a box of Chicken McNuggets for six years

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The other day, I read an article
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about a woman who kept a box of Chicken McNuggets for six years.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:06
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets every...
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets,
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's face. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's ...
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up ev...
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy ...
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are bullshit. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are ...
Maybe we should just be eating what we want, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe we should just be eating what we want,
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got eyelashes and we like that. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Just beating our meat to the green one, 'cause she got ...
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
Maybe the only forever we can guarantee
Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit."
And that, above everything else, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And that, above everything else,
And if you didn't like that joke, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And if you didn't like that joke,
If you did like that joke, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
If you did like that joke,
This final piece I wanna share with you this evening is untitled. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
This final piece I wanna share with you this evening is unti...
There's no title for this one, but I will say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
There's no title for this one, but I will say,
Oh, you're our... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:30
Oh, you're our...
♪ Oh, she's joining the circus As a part-time clown ♪ - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
♪ Oh, she's joining the circus As a part-time clown ♪...
♪ Travelling from town to town To make her grandpa proud ♪ - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
♪ Travelling from town to town To make her grandpa proud ♪...
♪ Oh, she's putting on Her makeup in the mirror ♪ - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
♪ Oh, she's putting on Her makeup in the mirror ♪