Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit." "I shoulda got my dick suckedby that McDonald's...
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Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit." "I shoulda got my dick sucked
by that McDonald's lady." Because maybe
the preservatives in her mouth would've transferred onto my penis and made my nuggets last forever
by that McDonald's lady." Because maybe
the preservatives in her mouth would've transferred onto my penis and made my nuggets last forever
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Then I thought to myself, "Holy shit."
00:00:03.753 --> 00:00:06.423
"I shoulda got my dick sucked
by that McDonald's lady."
00:00:08.508 --> 00:00:11.261
Because maybe
the preservatives in her mouth
00:00:12.554 --> 00:00:14.806
would've transferred onto my penis
00:00:15.306 --> 00:00:17.475
and made my nuggets last forever.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
