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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

This first pieceI want to share with you this evening, this first selection, is a little...

This first piece
I want to share with you this evening, this first selection, is a little number
that I've simply entitled "Love." "Love." That's all you need to know.
We'll play it for you now

Full Transcript

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This first piece I want to share with you this evening,
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this first selection, is a little number that I've simply entitled "Love."
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"Love." That's all you need to know. We'll play it for you now.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:03
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
I love so many things. I love everything. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
I love so many things. I love everything.
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto.
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars.
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby,
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my bab...
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker
Ghost Dog. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Ghost Dog.
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my business, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my bu...
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:14
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him,
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say,
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if ...
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?"
And I'll never forget it, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
And I'll never forget it,
Because you and I, every single person in this room, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
Because you and I, every single person in this room,
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest joys to another. It's... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest ...
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same night. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same n...
Last year, for my birthday, right, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Last year, for my birthday, right,
And then, we went to a public park, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And then, we went to a public park,
You understand? That's how I celebrated my 35th birthday. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
You understand? That's how I celebrated my 35th birthda...