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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

"Uh-uh." "Uh-uh. No way. Uh-uh. Fuck that. Uh-uh." "This motherfucker's gottoo much...

"Uh-uh." "Uh-uh. No way. Uh-uh. Fuck that. Uh-uh." "This motherfucker's got
too much confidence." "No, this bumpy-faced nigga,
he believes in himself too much." "I need to let him know that just in case
he was thinking about changing careers, male model is not an option." "I know he's trying to make us
think critically about literature, but fuck that." "He needs to think about
the back of a Proactiv bottle." "His skin is terrible.
He looks like multigrain. I'mma tell him." "I'mma tell him he looks like bread."

Full Transcript

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"Uh-uh."
00:00:04.128 --> 00:00:06.547
"Uh-uh. No way. Uh-uh. Fuck that. Uh-uh."
00:00:07.048 --> 00:00:09.003
"This motherfucker's got too much confidence."
00:00:10.509 --> 00:00:13.596
"No, this bumpy-faced nigga, he believes in himself too much."
00:00:14.555 --> 00:00:17.642
"I need to let him know that just in case he was thinking about changing careers,
00:00:18.267 --> 00:00:20.686
male model is not an option."
00:00:22.271 --> 00:00:25.001
"I know he's trying to make us think critically about literature,
00:00:25.107 --> 00:00:25.941
but fuck that."
00:00:26.999 --> 00:00:28.527
"He needs to think about the back of a Proactiv bottle."
00:00:29.082 --> 00:00:33.996
"His skin is terrible. He looks like multigrain. I'mma tell him."
00:00:33.908 --> 00:00:35.993
"I'mma tell him he looks like bread."
Duration
37 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:21
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.