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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

What I've done is I've compiled some of the audio messagesthat these men send and post,...

What I've done is I've compiled some of the audio messages
that these men send and post, and I want to share
some of them with you tonight Is that okay? Can I do that?

Full Transcript

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What I've done is I've compiled
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some of the audio messages that these men send and post,
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and I want to share some of them with you tonight
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Is that okay? Can I do that?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:42
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
This first piece I want to share with you this evening, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
This first piece I want to share with you this evening,
I love so many things. I love everything. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
I love so many things. I love everything.
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto.
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars.
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby,
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my bab...
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker
Ghost Dog. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Ghost Dog.
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my business, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my bu...
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:14
And then the woman behind the register, she looked at him,
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
He was taken aback. He looked at her as if to say,
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if to say, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:32
She just looked right back at him and rolled her neck as if ...
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
He goes, "Oh shit! Forest Whitaker?"
And I'll never forget it, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:12
And I'll never forget it,
Because you and I, every single person in this room, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
Because you and I, every single person in this room,
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest joys to another. It's... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
It's almost unfair to ask you to compare your greatest ...
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same night. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Look, hey, I've gotten pussy and Cinnabon in the same n...
Last year, for my birthday, right, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Last year, for my birthday, right,
And then, we went to a public park, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And then, we went to a public park,