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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

What up, Chicago?

What up, Chicago?

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What up, Chicago?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:49
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
I had a phenomenal thing happen to me very recently. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
I had a phenomenal thing happen to me very recently.
After months, months of persuasion, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
After months, months of persuasion,
I'm pretending to be a 65-year-old woman - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I'm pretending to be a 65-year-old woman
...on an elderly dating app called "Sunset Singles." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
...on an elderly dating app called "Sunset Singles.&quo...
Before I greet my wife, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
Before I greet my wife,
I like a wooden-teeth-looking motherfucker, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I like a wooden-teeth-looking motherfucker,
And they be sending me messages like, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:43
And they be sending me messages like,
And so what I've done, what I've actually started to do, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And so what I've done, what I've actually started ...
You don't like taking advantage of our most vulnerable communities? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
You don't like taking advantage of our most vulnerable ...
What I've done is I've compiled - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
What I've done is I've compiled
This first piece I want to share with you this evening, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:13
This first piece I want to share with you this evening,
I love so many things. I love everything. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:34
I love so many things. I love everything.
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
He came back with this weird-ass love manifesto.
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
It sounds like you love keeping women's hair in jars.
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Look, hey, hey, hey, when I show people pictures of my baby,
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my baby, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
Know what I'm saying? If I show you a picture of my bab...
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
I had a stranger I've never met before in my life
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And keep in mind, I once met Forest Whitaker
Ghost Dog. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Ghost Dog.
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my business, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
This is how it happened, right? I was in line, minding my bu...