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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

With 12 nuggets,it's just sitting wide open, ready for me to come inside

With 12 nuggets,
it's just sitting wide open, ready for me to come inside

Full Transcript

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With 12 nuggets, it's just sitting wide open,
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ready for me to come inside.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:40
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
"Oh my God, McDonald's? That stuff is terrible for you." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
"Oh my God, McDonald's? That stuff is terrible for...
And yet here I was, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And yet here I was,
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
And I swear to God, in that moment, in that exact moment,
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Yeah, not to just run away and start a new life.
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fitted sheets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
The McDonald's lady isn't going to make me fold fi...
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty McDonald's sex. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
She'll give me nuggets, then she'll give me nasty ...
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
It's just sex and nuggets and sex and nuggets
And maybe, hear me out, y'all, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
And maybe, hear me out, y'all,
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should all be chasing. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
No, you're right. Maybe that's the dream we should...
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta agree with it. It is. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
It is. That's not political slant. You don't gotta...
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, Johnny Knoxville." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
This grown Black man being like, "Kick me in the dick, ...
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go home this evening. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
But here's a ray of sunshine I offer you before we go h...
The other day, I read an article - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
The other day, I read an article
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
She ain't seeing nobody. She got all them nuggets every...
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She kept this box of Chicken McNuggets,
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's face. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Them little things that be growing on Morgan Freeman's ...
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up everywhere. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Those old, little nigga chocolate chips he got popping up ev...
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy shit." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:15
And I read that article and I thought to myself, "Holy ...
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are bullshit. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe all these suggestions of eternity and everlasting are ...
Maybe we should just be eating what we want, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Maybe we should just be eating what we want,