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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

Yeah, that's not a Mad Lib,that's a choice she made

Yeah, that's not a Mad Lib,
that's a choice she made

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Yeah, that's not a Mad Lib, that's a choice she made.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:57
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
First of all, did you know that NBA mascots could be disgraced? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
First of all, did you know that NBA mascots could be disgrac...
Did you know these disgraced motherfuckers could fuck your mom? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Did you know these disgraced motherfuckers could fuck your m...
Apparently, none of our mothers can resist the sexual chemistry - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
Apparently, none of our mothers can resist the sexual chemis...
You want to know how did he lose his job as Benny the Bull, right? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You want to know how did he lose his job as Benny the Bull, ...
How does one lose such a coveted position as Chicago mascot Benny the Bull? - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
How does one lose such a coveted position as Chicago mascot ...
I'll tell you. He was fired from his job as Benny the Bull - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:16
I'll tell you. He was fired from his job as Benny the B...
Even the police walked up like, "Benny, what are you doing?" - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:18
Even the police walked up like, "Benny, what are you do...
Go to wikipedia.org/Benny_the_Bull, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Go to wikipedia.org/Benny_the_Bull,
And there you will read about possibly the dumbest man - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
And there you will read about possibly the dumbest man
You know what I mean? Given the state of the world, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You know what I mean? Given the state of the world,
All of our heroes are monsters, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
All of our heroes are monsters,
There is no good and bad. It's not just good and bad. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
There is no good and bad. It's not just good and bad.
It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
It's not just dark-skinned Sammy Sosa
There are so many different shades of Sammy Sosa in-between. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
There are so many different shades of Sammy Sosa in-between.
My favorite restaurant in the world, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
My favorite restaurant in the world,
When people show me fight videos at McDonald's, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
When people show me fight videos at McDonald's,
The other day, I'm at McDonald's, and I order myself a 10-piece nugget. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
The other day, I'm at McDonald's, and I order myse...
Because the woman behind the register, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Because the woman behind the register,
For those of you that don't, don't worry, I'll explain. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
For those of you that don't, don't worry, I'l...
Right? She's trying to have sex with me for 12 nugget... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Right? She's trying to have sex with me for 12 nugget.....