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Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry

You teach 'em to share, you give them motherfuckersvegetables and shit, and then you just...

You teach 'em to share, you give them motherfuckers
vegetables and shit, and then you just hope

Full Transcript

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You teach 'em to share,
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you give them motherfuckers vegetables and shit,
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and then you just hope.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:50
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
Or even worse, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
Or even worse,
Nobody ever raises their hand, but statistically, that can't be correct. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Nobody ever raises their hand, but statistically, that can&#...
The math don't check out, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
The math don't check out,
And let's be clear, ladies and gentlemen, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
And let's be clear, ladies and gentlemen,
Walt Disney wanted good, wholesome content. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Walt Disney wanted good, wholesome content.
He wanted dead Jews - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
He wanted dead Jews
And now you look over and some kid is drawing Zazu, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
And now you look over and some kid is drawing Zazu,
Talking about, "Simba, I can't help you become king. My back hurts." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:11
Talking about, "Simba, I can't help you become kin...
This is a... This is a weird transition after that titty joke, but... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
This is a... This is a weird transition after that titty jok...
I'm the reason your kid pronounces it "liberry." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:08
I'm the reason your kid pronounces it "liberry.&qu...
This is what made teaching so difficult for me, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:14
This is what made teaching so difficult for me,
Right? That they can still find the best version of themselves. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Right? That they can still find the best version of themselv...
And that's so hard, - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:07
And that's so hard,
Some of the meanest things ever said to me - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
Some of the meanest things ever said to me
She raised her hand to tell me - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:10
She raised her hand to tell me
You understand? She interrupted class to tell me... - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
You understand? She interrupted class to tell me...
Keep in mind, I wasn't trying to be a male model. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:05
Keep in mind, I wasn't trying to be a male model.
But something so hateful in her spirit - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:09
But something so hateful in her spirit
"Uh-uh." - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:37
"Uh-uh."
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to this day. - Langston Kerman: Bad Poetry 00:06
There are kids who I taught that I still want to fight to th...