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LaRoy, Texas

When Ray discovers that his wife is cheating on him, he decides he's going to kill himself. His plans suddenly change when a stranger mistakes him for a low-rent hitman.

Director

Shane Atkinson

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, thriller

Box Office

N/A

Production

Lotus Entertainment,Adastra Films

Awards

5 wins & 5 nominations total

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Ray

Kayla

Emily Pendergast

Stranded stranger

Angie

Galadriel Stineman

Harry

Junior

Matthew Del Negro

Ben Finney

Stacy-Lynn

Megan Stevenson

Adam Ledoux

Patty Hawkins

Alaina Warren Zachary

Tiller

Officer Stevens

Pete

Desk Sergeant Sullivan

Midge LeDoux

James Barlow

Rude Man

Benjamin Franczuszki

Strip Club Waitress

Marion Birdsall

Olive

Officer Potter

Officer Watts

Chris Highlands

Mary Annie

Elijah

Cliff Walsh

Gun Store Clerk

Pageant Girl's Mom

Chad

Felipe Jeantete

Extra

Jensen Klodnicki

Pageant Girl

Korra Dodson-Sands

Bystander

Diner Patron

Restaurant Patron

Bar Patron

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I wonder if you
could give me a lift. - LaRoy, Texas

I wonder if you could give me a lift.

Bad place to break down - LaRoy, Texas

Bad place to break down

Kind of seemed like you were
just gonna keep on going. - LaRoy, Texas

Kind of seemed like you were just gonna keep on going.

Well - LaRoy, Texas

You worried I was some
sort of deranged maniac? - LaRoy, Texas

You worried I was some sort of deranged maniac?

Well - LaRoy, Texas

Maybe I punched a
hole in your radiator - LaRoy, Texas

Maybe I punched a hole in your radiator

Maybe so you'd break down - LaRoy, Texas

Maybe so you'd break down

I don't know. No reason. - LaRoy, Texas

I don't know. No reason.

- My wife?
- Or ex-wife. I don't know. - LaRoy, Texas

- My wife? - Or ex-wife. I don't know.

Maybe she doesn't want you
anywhere near her kids. - LaRoy, Texas

Maybe she doesn't want you anywhere near her kids.

Maybe it's cheaper
to have you killed - LaRoy, Texas

Maybe it's cheaper to have you killed

Uh, mostly eight ball, - LaRoy, Texas

Uh, mostly eight ball,

I thought... I thought
it would be best - LaRoy, Texas

I thought... I thought it would be best

Um, okay, we can just
dive right in if you want. - LaRoy, Texas

Um, okay, we can just dive right in if you want.

I don't know if you've heard, - LaRoy, Texas

I don't know if you've heard,

You know, I do big cases, small
cases, medium-sized cases. - LaRoy, Texas

You know, I do big cases, small cases, medium-sized cases.

And, uh, I was on a
stakeout the other day - LaRoy, Texas

And, uh, I was on a stakeout the other day

Um, but people use it - LaRoy, Texas

Um, but people use it

Intimate - LaRoy, Texas

I saw something
that, uh, I think - LaRoy, Texas

I saw something that, uh, I think

Yeah, I was like, - LaRoy, Texas

Yeah, I was like,

Wait, I know that girl." - LaRoy, Texas

Wait, I know that girl."

I just got out of a, you know,
real serious relationship. - LaRoy, Texas

I just got out of a, you know, real serious relationship.

Right. Well, maybe next time
you'll mind your own business. - LaRoy, Texas

Right. Well, maybe next time you'll mind your own busin...

♪ And I shall hear ♪ - LaRoy, Texas

♪ And I shall hear ♪

Um, it's just - LaRoy, Texas

Oh, um, we'll work on some
interview questions next week. - LaRoy, Texas

Oh, um, we'll work on some interview questions next wee...

No, uh, that's
included in the price. - LaRoy, Texas

No, uh, that's included in the price.

Not exactly, but I coach
young beauty contestants. - LaRoy, Texas

Not exactly, but I coach young beauty contestants.

It's a lot of money, - LaRoy, Texas

It's a lot of money,

No, but Ray does. - LaRoy, Texas

No, but Ray does.

He and his brother run
his family's store, - LaRoy, Texas

He and his brother run his family's store,

I want every woman
who leaves my salon - LaRoy, Texas

I want every woman who leaves my salon

He couldn't say "boo" if
there were a pair of panties - LaRoy, Texas

He couldn't say "boo" if there were a pair of...

But he had this huge
crush on Sara Fixler. - LaRoy, Texas

But he had this huge crush on Sara Fixler.

She was this, uh, this
go thy vampire chick. - LaRoy, Texas

She was this, uh, this go thy vampire chick.

So we're at this party, - LaRoy, Texas

So we're at this party,

So I say, "Sure." - LaRoy, Texas

So I say, "Sure."

And I swear to God, - LaRoy, Texas

And I swear to God,

But this girl, she
is a total freak. - LaRoy, Texas

But this girl, she is a total freak.

And she's so grateful that I'm
just, like, talking to her. - LaRoy, Texas

And she's so grateful that I'm just, like, talking...

Poor Ray comes in, catches us. - LaRoy, Texas

Poor Ray comes in, catches us.

And lo and behold,
suddenly he can speak! - LaRoy, Texas

And lo and behold, suddenly he can speak!

He shouts, "You were
supposed to talk to her, - LaRoy, Texas

He shouts, "You were supposed to talk to her,

Oh, sweetie, um - LaRoy, Texas

Oh, sweetie, um

You know, everyone
thought Kelly Capshaw - LaRoy, Texas

You know, everyone thought Kelly Capshaw

But then I played "American
Girl" on the flute, - LaRoy, Texas

But then I played "American Girl" on the flute,

But I told you to put
it by the register. - LaRoy, Texas

But I told you to put it by the register.

Well, uh, what
can I do about it? - LaRoy, Texas

Well, uh, what can I do about it?

Tell me, when was the last
time we gave ourselves a raise? - LaRoy, Texas

Tell me, when was the last time we gave ourselves a raise?

Well, we can't go around
giving ourselves raises - LaRoy, Texas

Well, we can't go around giving ourselves raises

I'm what they call
business savvy. - LaRoy, Texas

I'm what they call business savvy.

That's why I work
behind the scenes - LaRoy, Texas

That's why I work behind the scenes

You know, I'll go tell Chad - LaRoy, Texas

You know, I'll go tell Chad

This is a popular one,
depending what you need it for. - LaRoy, Texas

This is a popular one, depending what you need it for.

- I am?
- So, uh - LaRoy, Texas

- I am? - So, uh

Listen, man, this thing
is time-sensitive. - LaRoy, Texas

Listen, man, this thing is time-sensitive.

Hmm? Are you gonna
poison his coffee, - LaRoy, Texas

Hmm? Are you gonna poison his coffee,

Jesus fucking Christ! - LaRoy, Texas

Jesus fucking Christ!

Are you a - LaRoy, Texas

It's got to be done, - LaRoy, Texas

It's got to be done,

Two dollars and eighteen cents, - LaRoy, Texas

Two dollars and eighteen cents,

They don't even have
a handicapped spot, - LaRoy, Texas

They don't even have a handicapped spot,

You're in here for some
action after breaking up - LaRoy, Texas

You're in here for some action after breaking up

You're in luck, because
I just happen to be - LaRoy, Texas

You're in luck, because I just happen to be

So, let's see what
we got going on here. - LaRoy, Texas

So, let's see what we got going on here.

Oh, wait. Let me guess.
She, uh, started to cry, - LaRoy, Texas

Oh, wait. Let me guess. She, uh, started to cry,

Never happen again.
Blah, blah, blah." - LaRoy, Texas

Never happen again. Blah, blah, blah."

Well, I would argue that it
wasn't a good time for her - LaRoy, Texas

Well, I would argue that it wasn't a good time for her

Um, although, honestly, not
partial to divorce cases. - LaRoy, Texas

Um, although, honestly, not partial to divorce cases.

Who hired you? Who
fucking hired you? - LaRoy, Texas

Who hired you? Who fucking hired you?

Well, it's the
middle of the night, - LaRoy, Texas

Well, it's the middle of the night,

My husband and your wife
are having an affair. - LaRoy, Texas

My husband and your wife are having an affair.

I mean, she wouldn't cheat
on me with my own brother. - LaRoy, Texas

I mean, she wouldn't cheat on me with my own brother.

I found this in his laundry. - LaRoy, Texas

I found this in his laundry.

4311. - LaRoy, Texas

I noticed those men
were bothering you. - LaRoy, Texas

I noticed those men were bothering you.

People only see what we let them - LaRoy, Texas

People only see what we let them

If we want people to respect us, - LaRoy, Texas

If we want people to respect us,

Once you ask me to hurt them,
that's what I'm gonna do. - LaRoy, Texas

Once you ask me to hurt them, that's what I'm gonn...

It's important to finish
things once we start them, - LaRoy, Texas

It's important to finish things once we start them,

Because it's important to finish things once we start them - LaRoy, Texas

Because it's important to finish things once we start...

45 to 41, we got a
call about a body - LaRoy, Texas

45 to 41, we got a call about a body

You've got 24 hours
to give me that money, - LaRoy, Texas

You've got 24 hours to give me that money,

Look, this is a conundrum,
a real conundrum. - LaRoy, Texas

Look, this is a conundrum, a real conundrum.

On the one hand, - LaRoy, Texas

On the one hand,

They might even give me a badge, - LaRoy, Texas

They might even give me a badge,

Excuse me, Ray, I think I
know a case when I see one. - LaRoy, Texas

Excuse me, Ray, I think I know a case when I see one.

Now you have to
find the said money, - LaRoy, Texas

Now you have to find the said money,

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When Ray discovers that his wife is cheating on him, he decides he's going to kill himself. His plans suddenly change when a stranger mistakes him for a low-rent hitman.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Shane Atkinson

Writer: Shane Atkinson

Production: Lotus Entertainment,Adastra Films

Genre: comedy, crime, thriller

Year: 2024

MetaScore: 69/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 12 Apr 2024

Awards: 5 wins & 5 nominations total

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