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LaRoy, Texas

And I swear to God, that's all I wasplanning on doing

And I swear to God, that's all I was
planning on doing

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And I swear to God,
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that's all I was planning on doing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:33
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, thriller
Production
Lotus Entertainment,Adastra Films

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Movie Summary

When Ray discovers that his wife is cheating on him, he decides he's going to kill himself. His plans suddenly change when a stranger mistakes him for a low-rent hitman.
But this girl, she is a total freak. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
But this girl, she is a total freak.
And she's so grateful that I'm just, like, talking to her. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
And she's so grateful that I'm just, like, talking...
Poor Ray comes in, catches us. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
Poor Ray comes in, catches us.
And lo and behold, suddenly he can speak! - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
And lo and behold, suddenly he can speak!
He shouts, "You were supposed to talk to her, - LaRoy, Texas 00:09
He shouts, "You were supposed to talk to her,
Oh, sweetie, um - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
Oh, sweetie, um
You know, everyone thought Kelly Capshaw - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
You know, everyone thought Kelly Capshaw
But then I played "American Girl" on the flute, - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
But then I played "American Girl" on the flute,
But I told you to put it by the register. - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
But I told you to put it by the register.
Well, uh, what can I do about it? - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
Well, uh, what can I do about it?
Tell me, when was the last time we gave ourselves a raise? - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
Tell me, when was the last time we gave ourselves a raise?
Well, we can't go around giving ourselves raises - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
Well, we can't go around giving ourselves raises
I'm what they call business savvy. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
I'm what they call business savvy.
That's why I work behind the scenes - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
That's why I work behind the scenes
You know, I'll go tell Chad - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
You know, I'll go tell Chad
This is a popular one, depending what you need it for. - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
This is a popular one, depending what you need it for.
- I am? - So, uh - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
- I am? - So, uh
Listen, man, this thing is time-sensitive. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
Listen, man, this thing is time-sensitive.
Hmm? Are you gonna poison his coffee, - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
Hmm? Are you gonna poison his coffee,
Jesus fucking Christ! - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
Jesus fucking Christ!