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LaRoy, Texas

He and his brother runhis family's store, Jepson's Home and Hardware

He and his brother run
his family's store, Jepson's Home and Hardware

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He and his brother run his family's store,
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Jepson's Home and Hardware.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:00
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, thriller
Production
Lotus Entertainment,Adastra Films

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Movie Summary

When Ray discovers that his wife is cheating on him, he decides he's going to kill himself. His plans suddenly change when a stranger mistakes him for a low-rent hitman.
I want every woman who leaves my salon - LaRoy, Texas 00:11
I want every woman who leaves my salon
He couldn't say "boo" if there were a pair of panties - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
He couldn't say "boo" if there were a pair of...
But he had this huge crush on Sara Fixler. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
But he had this huge crush on Sara Fixler.
She was this, uh, this go thy vampire chick. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
She was this, uh, this go thy vampire chick.
So we're at this party, - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
So we're at this party,
So I say, "Sure." - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
So I say, "Sure."
And I swear to God, - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
And I swear to God,
But this girl, she is a total freak. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
But this girl, she is a total freak.
And she's so grateful that I'm just, like, talking to her. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
And she's so grateful that I'm just, like, talking...
Poor Ray comes in, catches us. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
Poor Ray comes in, catches us.
And lo and behold, suddenly he can speak! - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
And lo and behold, suddenly he can speak!
He shouts, "You were supposed to talk to her, - LaRoy, Texas 00:09
He shouts, "You were supposed to talk to her,
Oh, sweetie, um - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
Oh, sweetie, um
You know, everyone thought Kelly Capshaw - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
You know, everyone thought Kelly Capshaw
But then I played "American Girl" on the flute, - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
But then I played "American Girl" on the flute,
But I told you to put it by the register. - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
But I told you to put it by the register.
Well, uh, what can I do about it? - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
Well, uh, what can I do about it?
Tell me, when was the last time we gave ourselves a raise? - LaRoy, Texas 00:06
Tell me, when was the last time we gave ourselves a raise?
Well, we can't go around giving ourselves raises - LaRoy, Texas 00:07
Well, we can't go around giving ourselves raises
I'm what they call business savvy. - LaRoy, Texas 00:05
I'm what they call business savvy.