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"Last Action Hero" quotes

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With the help of a magic ticket, a young movie fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action movie character.

Director: John McTiernan
Writer: Zak Penn, Adam Leff, Shane Black
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $50,016,394
Released: 18 Jun 1993
Awards: 1 win & 16 nominations

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Danny MadiganJack SlaterVideo BabeDeathBenedictDekkerJohn PracticeTough Asian ManCatherine TrammellNickTony VivaldiThe MayorMomJames BelushiJean-claude Van DammeRipper's AgentRipperIrene MadiganFrankSkeezyCop At Ex-wife's HouseChris ConnellyCandy GirlCop At Ex-wife's HouseMaria ShriverTammy, Hell's Kitchen HookerDanny
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You think you're funny don't you I know I am - Last Action Hero 00:10 You think you're funny don't you I know I am No It isn't possible - Last Action Hero 00:32 No It isn't possible Hey Claudius - Last Action Hero 00:55 Hey Claudius I booted Sorry I thought I was going to die - Last Action Hero 00:22 I booted Sorry I thought I was going to die No sequel for you - Last Action Hero 00:09 No sequel for you I don't do fiction Not my field Sorry - Last Action Hero 00:10 I don't do fiction Not my field Sorry I'm sorry to bother you I wonder if you'd help me test a theory - Last Action Hero 00:50 I'm sorry to bother you I wonder if you'd help me... I mean where are the ordinary every day women - Last Action Hero 00:20 I mean where are the ordinary every day women You've seen those movies where they say - Last Action Hero 00:13 You've seen those movies where they say Gentlemen since you're about to die anyway - Last Action Hero 00:49 Gentlemen since you're about to die anyway Kid who does the doctor treat - Last Action Hero 00:17 Kid who does the doctor treat And you promised me you wouldn't tell I didn't - Last Action Hero 00:22 And you promised me you wouldn't tell I didn't Danny told me not to trust you - Last Action Hero 00:22 Danny told me not to trust you May I help you - Last Action Hero 00:16 May I help you You didn't know I was going to say that did you - Last Action Hero 00:17 You didn't know I was going to say that did you Geez How did you know there was a guy in there - Last Action Hero 00:14 Geez How did you know there was a guy in there You know there's lots worse things than movies - Last Action Hero 00:22 You know there's lots worse things than movies I don't want to miss a thing Come here Come here - Last Action Hero 00:07 I don't want to miss a thing Come here Come here Iced that guy To cone a phrase - Last Action Hero 00:06 Iced that guy To cone a phrase What is this Benedict First you're my friend Now you turn a - Last Action Hero 00:27 What is this Benedict First you're my friend Now you... Sir are you a henchman - Last Action Hero 00:14 Sir are you a henchman Could you turn this up please - Last Action Hero 00:28 Could you turn this up please This is gonna work It's a movie I'm a good guy This has got to work - Last Action Hero 00:21 This is gonna work It's a movie I'm a good guy... Gee did you make a movie mistake You forgot to reload the damn gun - Last Action Hero 00:15 Gee did you make a movie mistake You forgot to reload the... But if you do this right the world is your oyster Trust me - Last Action Hero 00:20 But if you do this right the world is your oyster Trust me Wait Where are you going I'll be back - Last Action Hero 00:24 Wait Where are you going I'll be back Okay okay The house looked European - Last Action Hero 01:02 Okay okay The house looked European Well I guess there's only one way to find out then right - Last Action Hero 00:06 Well I guess there's only one way to find out then... The police called You're not there you're not here - Last Action Hero 00:41 The police called You're not there you're not here Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain matter gray got it - Last Action Hero 00:07 Lose the guns or I redecorate in brain matter gray got it And Whitney - Last Action Hero 00:19 And Whitney You had Slater in front of the eight ball before but you always screwed it up - Last Action Hero 00:21 You had Slater in front of the eight ball before but you... If God was a villain - Last Action Hero 00:10 If God was a villain Usually when I do that it leaves a hole - Last Action Hero 00:08 Usually when I do that it leaves a hole I'm not really a big fan ofArnold's but she is you know - Last Action Hero 00:12 I'm not really a big fan ofArnold's but she is you... How do you get to Carnegie Hall Practice - Last Action Hero 00:12 How do you get to Carnegie Hall Practice Because here in this world the bad guys can win - Last Action Hero 00:08 Because here in this world the bad guys can win Kid let's say this is a movie - Last Action Hero 00:21 Kid let's say this is a movie Where are you going - Last Action Hero 00:13 Where are you going I was only curious - Last Action Hero 00:29 I was only curious You are a very brave young man - Last Action Hero 00:21 You are a very brave young man Did Nicholson show up to the premiere of Batman dressed as the Joker - Last Action Hero 00:08 Did Nicholson show up to the premiere of Batman dressed as... When all I had to do is just drive around the neighborhood - Last Action Hero 00:09 When all I had to do is just drive around the neighborhood Wait a minute What if staying in the car is what gets me killed - Last Action Hero 00:10 Wait a minute What if staying in the car is what gets me... I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you - Last Action Hero 00:18 I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and... You know tar actually sticks to some people - Last Action Hero 00:09 You know tar actually sticks to some people Hey Jack What kept you - Last Action Hero 01:04 Hey Jack What kept you Somebody once told me I talk too much No more words - Last Action Hero 00:11 Somebody once told me I talk too much No more words Could you turn this up please - Last Action Hero 00:28 Could you turn this up please Put a sock in it - Last Action Hero 00:21 Put a sock in it Watch it Jack He killed Mozart - Last Action Hero 00:22 Watch it Jack He killed Mozart Wait I can prove this is a movie Who the hell are you kid - Last Action Hero 00:46 Wait I can prove this is a movie Who the hell are you kid I'm out of here - Last Action Hero 00:09 I'm out of here Okay I got one What about this girl right here - Last Action Hero 00:19 Okay I got one What about this girl right here Chicken it is - Last Action Hero 00:05 Chicken it is Leo the Fart is going to pass gas one more time - Last Action Hero 00:10 Leo the Fart is going to pass gas one more time Slater - Last Action Hero 00:05 Slater And stop shouting I'm not deaf You know why you're shouting - Last Action Hero 00:13 And stop shouting I'm not deaf You know why you're... Silent but deadly - Last Action Hero 00:04 Silent but deadly We are that close in catching him - Last Action Hero 00:10 We are that close in catching him The guy with the missing eye I saw his license plate - Last Action Hero 00:34 The guy with the missing eye I saw his license plate You're very clever And the only reason why I'm not roaring with laughter - Last Action Hero 00:53 You're very clever And the only reason why I'm not... What do you think Jack Slater says about America - Last Action Hero 00:17 What do you think Jack Slater says about America I'm not worried that you're crazy anymore - Last Action Hero 00:24 I'm not worried that you're crazy anymore My hand It really hurts Things work different here - Last Action Hero 00:15 My hand It really hurts Things work different here I mean where are the ordinary every day women - Last Action Hero 00:20 I mean where are the ordinary every day women The Fart goes off in seven minutes Get my car - Last Action Hero 00:05 The Fart goes off in seven minutes Get my car This is a wonderful moment for me Mr Slater - Last Action Hero 00:44 This is a wonderful moment for me Mr Slater Why didn't you tell me that Jack was a cop - Last Action Hero 00:35 Why didn't you tell me that Jack was a cop The studio should let me know when they're planning a stunt - Last Action Hero 00:33 The studio should let me know when they're planning a... You are going to pay Oh are you going to pay - Last Action Hero 00:08 You are going to pay Oh are you going to pay Big mistake - Last Action Hero 00:06 Big mistake But I just want you to know that from now on it's all going to be downhill - Last Action Hero 00:10 But I just want you to know that from now on it's all... Mr Torelli I hope it's all right with you I am here - Last Action Hero 00:11 Mr Torelli I hope it's all right with you I am here I don't care who does what to your Hershey Highway - Last Action Hero 00:08 I don't care who does what to your Hershey Highway We mostly talk muzzle velocities - Last Action Hero 00:06 We mostly talk muzzle velocities Here's another explosion for your movie kid - Last Action Hero 00:05 Here's another explosion for your movie kid Why am I wasting time on a dime store putz like you - Last Action Hero 00:14 Why am I wasting time on a dime store putz like you He was a good man A flatulent man - Last Action Hero 00:05 He was a good man A flatulent man Rip Rip come here What brings you here tonight - Last Action Hero 00:13 Rip Rip come here What brings you here tonight Where am I sitting Where Where am I sitting - Last Action Hero 00:12 Where am I sitting Where Where am I sitting The National Enquirer Don't talk to them Okay - Last Action Hero 00:08 The National Enquirer Don't talk to them Okay Now remember don't plug the restaurants - Last Action Hero 00:07 Now remember don't plug the restaurants So is this the day you were talking about saving - Last Action Hero 00:10 So is this the day you were talking about saving But now I got another chance Could I have the ticket back please - Last Action Hero 00:32 But now I got another chance Could I have the ticket back... Where is it written I'm a bad guy - Last Action Hero 00:10 Where is it written I'm a bad guy Oh God please don't let him die - Last Action Hero 00:04 Oh God please don't let him die Sweetheart want to have a party - Last Action Hero 00:17 Sweetheart want to have a party Say this - Last Action Hero 00:37 Say this
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Cast

Jack Slater - Arnold Schwarzenegger
John Practice - F. Murray Abraham
Frank - Art Carney
Benedict - Charles Dance
Dekker - Frank McRae
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