Sure I do. It's spelled 'Bite me.'
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Keith Griffin:
It's back. Christian Markelli:
Yeah, this must be your lucky fuckin' day. Keith Griffin:
Or maybe I'm just not suffering enough yet. I didn't expect to see you again. Christian Markelli:
Oh, come on now. You don't think you going all 'Miss Cleo the Psychic' on my ass is gonna scare me off that easy - now do you? Keith Griffin:
Maybe it's just dementia setting in. Sometimes I read people and I... I think I'm the oracle of Delphi. Christian Markelli:
Well, sometimes I growl at people. Doesn't make me Eartha Kitt. I'm just goin' to put this right about here. Keith Griffin:
It doesn't matter, I'm still not hungry. Christian Markelli:
I don't remember asking you if you were. I just deliver this stuff, remember? But my friend Andrew made this, and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriends. So the least you could do is tryin' to be polite, and eat it. Keith Griffin:
I don't have to pretend to be polite. I think I've... I think I've earned that right. Christian Markelli:
Oh yes, that's right; you're dying, you're bitter, blah, blah, blah... Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that. Now eat it. Keith Griffin:
Impervious? Bet you don't know how to spell that. Christian Markelli:
Sure I do. It's spelled 'Bite me.'
It's back. Christian Markelli:
Yeah, this must be your lucky fuckin' day. Keith Griffin:
Or maybe I'm just not suffering enough yet. I didn't expect to see you again. Christian Markelli:
Oh, come on now. You don't think you going all 'Miss Cleo the Psychic' on my ass is gonna scare me off that easy - now do you? Keith Griffin:
Maybe it's just dementia setting in. Sometimes I read people and I... I think I'm the oracle of Delphi. Christian Markelli:
Well, sometimes I growl at people. Doesn't make me Eartha Kitt. I'm just goin' to put this right about here. Keith Griffin:
It doesn't matter, I'm still not hungry. Christian Markelli:
I don't remember asking you if you were. I just deliver this stuff, remember? But my friend Andrew made this, and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriends. So the least you could do is tryin' to be polite, and eat it. Keith Griffin:
I don't have to pretend to be polite. I think I've... I think I've earned that right. Christian Markelli:
Oh yes, that's right; you're dying, you're bitter, blah, blah, blah... Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that. Now eat it. Keith Griffin:
Impervious? Bet you don't know how to spell that. Christian Markelli:
Sure I do. It's spelled 'Bite me.'
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It's back Yeah
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It must be your lucky fucking day
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Or maybe I'm not suffering enough yet
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I didn't expect to see you again
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Oh come on now you don't think you going all Miss Cleo
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On me is going to scare me off that easily now do you
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Maybe it's just dementia setting in
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Sometime I read people and I I think I'm the Oracle at Delphi
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And sometimes I growl at people doesn't make me Eartha Kitt
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I'm going to put this right here Doesn't matter I'm still not hungry
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I don't remember asking if you were
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I just deliver the stuff remember
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But my friend Andrew made this and he doesn't even cook for his
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boyfriend so the least you can do is try and be polite
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Movie Summary
A promiscuous gay party animal falls for a young Mormon missionary, leading to crisis, cliché, and catastrophe.
Actors
Keith Griffin
Christian Markelli
