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Elder Harmon:
[explaining the hardships of missionary life to Aaron]
They set this thing up to be difficult. Okay? Well, we can't listen to music, we can't watch movies, we're never supposed to be alone? I mean, come on, we're 19, 20 years old and we're not even allowed to beat off. Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my headboard. Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home, so that I can marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her. See? It's amazing what we do for sex
[explaining the hardships of missionary life to Aaron]
They set this thing up to be difficult. Okay? Well, we can't listen to music, we can't watch movies, we're never supposed to be alone? I mean, come on, we're 19, 20 years old and we're not even allowed to beat off. Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my headboard. Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home, so that I can marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her. See? It's amazing what we do for sex
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They set this thing up to be difficult OK
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We can't listen to music we can't watch movies
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we're never supposed to be alone
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I mean what we're 19 20 years old
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and we're not even allowed to beat off
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Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my head board
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Look I put my time in here so that I can go home
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so I could marry Jennifer so that I can finally nail her
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See It's amazing what we'll do for sex
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Movie Summary
A promiscuous gay party animal falls for a young Mormon missionary, leading to crisis, cliché, and catastrophe.
