"Law Abiding Citizen" quotes

Law Abiding Citizen poster
A frustrated man decides to take justice into his own hands after a plea bargain sets one of his family's killers free.

Director: F. Gary Gray
Writer: Kurt Wimmer
Production: N/A
Genre: action, crime, drama
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $73,357,727
Released: 16 Oct 2009
Awards: 3 wins & 5 nominations

122 Clips

Oh excuse me waiter - Law Abiding Citizen 00:08
Oh excuse me waiter
I have one simple question - Law Abiding Citizen 00:35
I have one simple question
Hey what are you doing - Law Abiding Citizen 00:19
Hey what are you doing
They found him in about 25 pieces - Law Abiding Citizen 00:37
They found him in about 25 pieces
There's a cop car there with a cop in it - Law Abiding Citizen 00:10
There's a cop car there with a cop in it
Yeah The machine how does it work on a good day - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
Yeah The machine how does it work on a good day
What are you doing here Reynolds Your DVD player broken - Law Abiding Citizen 00:37
What are you doing here Reynolds Your DVD player broken
I can't supersede the penal code - Law Abiding Citizen 00:33
I can't supersede the penal code
And you will end this - Law Abiding Citizen 00:10
And you will end this
All right let's just get focused here This guy's not God - Law Abiding Citizen 00:13
All right let's just get focused here This guy's not God
Let's go - Law Abiding Citizen 00:35
Let's go
People aren't going to work kids aren't going to schooI - Law Abiding Citizen 00:33
People aren't going to work kids aren't going to schooI
So I suppose if I don't share this with you you're gonna - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
So I suppose if I don't share this with you you're gonna
We can't put Clyde Shelton anywhere - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
We can't put Clyde Shelton anywhere
The only problem with your theory - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
The only problem with your theory
All right three years That the going rate for murder these days - Law Abiding Citizen 00:19
All right three years That the going rate for murder these...
Mmm that's good Thank you - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
Mmm that's good Thank you
You know you don't have to go to this if you don't want to - Law Abiding Citizen 00:17
You know you don't have to go to this if you don't want to
Once you make a decision live with it move on - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
Once you make a decision live with it move on
What are you doing here Reynolds Your DVD player broken - Law Abiding Citizen 00:05
What are you doing here Reynolds Your DVD player broken
What'd you do to get in here anyways - Law Abiding Citizen 00:09
What'd you do to get in here anyways
It's just before when you asked if we brought this on ourselves - Law Abiding Citizen 00:34
It's just before when you asked if we brought this on...
Would you still cut a deal for Darby - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
Would you still cut a deal for Darby
And vengeance keeps you warm at night - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
And vengeance keeps you warm at night
You think I don't remember who you are lady - Law Abiding Citizen 00:37
You think I don't remember who you are lady
Isn't this where you tell me some type of old fable - Law Abiding Citizen 00:28
Isn't this where you tell me some type of old fable
Listen that contraption that killed Cantrell - Law Abiding Citizen 00:31
Listen that contraption that killed Cantrell
I am not a flight risk - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
I am not a flight risk
I wasn't expecting company - Law Abiding Citizen 00:37
I wasn't expecting company
Good news Counselor We found Darby - Law Abiding Citizen 00:08
Good news Counselor We found Darby
You're saying Clyde owns this place - Law Abiding Citizen 00:21
You're saying Clyde owns this place
I don't think he likes me - Law Abiding Citizen 00:04
I don't think he likes me
Please fuck this up so I can destroy you - Law Abiding Citizen 00:06
Please fuck this up so I can destroy you
First of all this is your father speaking - Law Abiding Citizen 00:22
First of all this is your father speaking
You know one of those new Duxiana beds - Law Abiding Citizen 00:22
You know one of those new Duxiana beds
That's six fucking innocent people Is that how you want to play it Huh - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
That's six fucking innocent people Is that how you want to...
So you would have to give me something in return - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
So you would have to give me something in return
Stand back Don't touch anything - Law Abiding Citizen 00:09
Stand back Don't touch anything
Where's the tactical team En route - Law Abiding Citizen 00:08
Where's the tactical team En route
All you're doing is destroying the memory of your daughter - Law Abiding Citizen 00:09
All you're doing is destroying the memory of your daughter
Can't fight fate - Law Abiding Citizen 00:04
Can't fight fate
Here's the deal - Law Abiding Citizen 00:16
Here's the deal
What I'm about to tell you I don't want anybody else to hear - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
What I'm about to tell you I don't want anybody else to hear
Never seen anybody tunnel into prison before - Law Abiding Citizen 00:05
Never seen anybody tunnel into prison before
All right ladies and gentlemen one at a time one at a time - Law Abiding Citizen 00:32
All right ladies and gentlemen one at a time one at a time
Clyde's government contract payments were bothering me - Law Abiding Citizen 00:13
Clyde's government contract payments were bothering me
Well that's what wrenches are for dumbass - Law Abiding Citizen 00:05
Well that's what wrenches are for dumbass
Wait you're gonna take that - Law Abiding Citizen 00:12
Wait you're gonna take that
Thank you - Law Abiding Citizen 00:35
Thank you
I took his fingers with bolt cutters - Law Abiding Citizen 00:14
I took his fingers with bolt cutters
No I'm at war with this - Law Abiding Citizen 00:34
No I'm at war with this
Like I said Clyde - Law Abiding Citizen 00:11
Like I said Clyde
In my experience Nick lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten - Law Abiding Citizen 00:06
In my experience Nick lessons not learned in blood are soon...
Well it's not what you know it's what you can prove in court - Law Abiding Citizen 00:05
Well it's not what you know it's what you can prove in court
I need a shower Warden - Law Abiding Citizen 00:04
I need a shower Warden
I had to call his wife and tell her that her husband had been buried alive - Law Abiding Citizen 00:11
I had to call his wife and tell her that her husband had...
The hard part isn't making the decision - Law Abiding Citizen 00:10
The hard part isn't making the decision
So you don't bleed out 'cause you may be here a while - Law Abiding Citizen 00:35
So you don't bleed out 'cause you may be here a while
No I don't think I will excuse you - Law Abiding Citizen 00:35
No I don't think I will excuse you
Should be nicely into your system by now - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
Should be nicely into your system by now
I'm just getting warmed up - Law Abiding Citizen 00:37
I'm just getting warmed up
You think your wife and daughter would feel good - Law Abiding Citizen 00:08
You think your wife and daughter would feel good
Tell us what we're dealing with Shelton was a spy or - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
Tell us what we're dealing with Shelton was a spy or
It's not what you know - Law Abiding Citizen 00:18
It's not what you know
It's designed to be pain free - Law Abiding Citizen 01:50
It's designed to be pain free
It's a decision you'll have to live with for the rest of your life - Law Abiding Citizen 00:34
It's a decision you'll have to live with for the rest of...
Is your name Clyde Alexander Shelton - Law Abiding Citizen 03:03
Is your name Clyde Alexander Shelton
Is that how you want to play this - Law Abiding Citizen 01:59
Is that how you want to play this
In light of Mr - Law Abiding Citizen 02:44
In light of Mr
I'm just gettin' warmed up - Law Abiding Citizen 00:12
I'm just gettin' warmed up
I'm gonna pull the whole thing down - Law Abiding Citizen 00:39
I'm gonna pull the whole thing down
I'm at war with this - Law Abiding Citizen 01:27
I'm at war with this
I wasn't expecting company - Law Abiding Citizen 03:46
I wasn't expecting company
I took his fingers with bolt cutters - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
I took his fingers with bolt cutters
I told you I would give you a confession - Law Abiding Citizen 05:13
I told you I would give you a confession
I had to call his wife and tell her that her husband had been buried alive - Law Abiding Citizen 00:37
I had to call his wife and tell her that her husband had...
I suppose if I don't share this with you then - Law Abiding Citizen 01:15
I suppose if I don't share this with you then
I put him away - Law Abiding Citizen 01:19
I put him away
I need a shower - Law Abiding Citizen 00:10
I need a shower
I have one simple question - Law Abiding Citizen 01:28
I have one simple question
I don't think I will excuse you - Law Abiding Citizen 03:13
I don't think I will excuse you
I don't blame them so I'm implementing the emergency provision of the Philadelphia code - Law Abiding Citizen 01:51
I don't blame them so I'm implementing the emergency...
You've taught your daughter about good versus evil - Law Abiding Citizen 04:50
You've taught your daughter about good versus evil
You're the one who makes deals with murderers yeah - Law Abiding Citizen 00:27
You're the one who makes deals with murderers yeah
You're looking at it - Law Abiding Citizen 00:31
You're looking at it
You know you don't have to go to this if you don't want to - Law Abiding Citizen 00:36
You know you don't have to go to this if you don't want to
He's looked better - Law Abiding Citizen 00:19
He's looked better
Eyelids were sliced off - Law Abiding Citizen 01:33
Eyelids were sliced off
Don't touch anything - Law Abiding Citizen 00:19
Don't touch anything
Coke on the table - Law Abiding Citizen 01:24
Coke on the table
Can't fight fate - Law Abiding Citizen 00:10
Can't fight fate
Can you believe that - Law Abiding Citizen 01:03
Can you believe that
And vengeance keeps you warm at night - Law Abiding Citizen 02:10
And vengeance keeps you warm at night
All you're doing is destroying the memory of your daughter - Law Abiding Citizen 00:29
All you're doing is destroying the memory of your daughter
Do you trust me - Law Abiding Citizen 03:37
Do you trust me
After all the grief you've given me over cell phones - Law Abiding Citizen 00:41
After all the grief you've given me over cell phones
A couple of contract payments to Clyde from Department of Defense - Law Abiding Citizen 02:30
A couple of contract payments to Clyde from Department of...
You cook better than your mother - Law Abiding Citizen 01:12
You cook better than your mother
Would you do it the same way now - Law Abiding Citizen 01:31
Would you do it the same way now
Who might that be - Law Abiding Citizen 00:47
Who might that be
What'd you do to get in here - Law Abiding Citizen 00:17
What'd you do to get in here
What I'm about to tell you I don't want anybody else to hear - Law Abiding Citizen 01:16
What I'm about to tell you I don't want anybody else to hear
What are you doing - Law Abiding Citizen 00:19
What are you doing
What are you doing here - Law Abiding Citizen 00:59
What are you doing here
What about his civil rights - Law Abiding Citizen 00:21
What about his civil rights
We just want to limit his options - Law Abiding Citizen 01:53
We just want to limit his options
Vengeance keeps you warm at night - Law Abiding Citizen 02:25
Vengeance keeps you warm at night
This is your father speaking - Law Abiding Citizen 00:58
This is your father speaking
These are tourniquets - Law Abiding Citizen 03:05
These are tourniquets
The world is better without Darby and Ames - Law Abiding Citizen 01:08
The world is better without Darby and Ames
That's anti tank rounds - Law Abiding Citizen 00:53
That's anti tank rounds
Tell us what we're dealing with - Law Abiding Citizen 04:39
Tell us what we're dealing with
So you'll be seeking the death penalty - Law Abiding Citizen 01:15
So you'll be seeking the death penalty
So I can destroy you - Law Abiding Citizen 00:15
So I can destroy you
Should be nicely into your system by now - Law Abiding Citizen 01:12
Should be nicely into your system by now
She was a good kid - Law Abiding Citizen 02:11
She was a good kid
People aren't going to work - Law Abiding Citizen 01:35
People aren't going to work
One of my many properties - Law Abiding Citizen 02:51
One of my many properties
Once you make a decision - Law Abiding Citizen 01:48
Once you make a decision
My wife and daughter can't feel anything - Law Abiding Citizen 00:31
My wife and daughter can't feel anything
Ln my experience - Law Abiding Citizen 00:20
Ln my experience
Let's just stay focused here - Law Abiding Citizen 00:51
Let's just stay focused here

Cast

Nick Rice - Jamie Foxx
Clyde Shelton - Gerard Butler
Detective Dunnigan - Colm Meaney
Jonas Cantrell - Bruce McGill
Sarah Lowell - Leslie Bibb
Detective Garza - Michael Irby
Warden Iger - Gregory Itzin
Kelly Rice - Regina Hall
Denise Rice - Emerald-Angel Young
Clarence Darby - Christian Stolte
Judge Laura Burch - Annie Corley
Bill Reynolds - Richard Portnow
Mayor - Viola Davis
Rupert Ames - Josh Stewart
Brian Bringham - Roger Bart
Sereno - Dan Bittner
Collins - Evan Hart
Dwight Dixon - Reno Laquintano
Del Frisco Waiter - Jason Babinsky
Older Cop (as Rich Barlow) - Richard Barlow
SWAT Captain - Greg Young
SWAT Troop #1 - Jim Gushue
Trunk Cop - Anthony Lawton
Sheriff at Shed - Julian Marzal
Print Reporter - David Villalobos
Clyde's Daughter - Ksenia Hulayev
Clyde's Wife (as Brooke Mills) - Brooke Stacy Mills
Marvelle (as BiJean Ngo) - Bijean Ngo
Nick's Assistant - Cecelia Ann Birt
FBI Agent - Lamont Clayton
Princess on Air Mattress - Lynn Boianelli
Newscaster at Execution - Dave Huddleston
Another Reporter - Gabra Zackman
Homeland Security Supervisor - Brian Anthony Wilson
Local Newscaster #1 - Stephanie Humphrey
Local Newscaster #2 - Tracy Toth
Charlie -- City Hall Security (as Patrick F. McDade) - Patrick McDade
Messenger - Jim Fitzpatrick
Bailiff #1 - Lawrence Laravela
Bailiff #2 - Barbara Lambert
Prison Guard - Timothy Whiteside
City Hall Sheriff - Nakia Dillard
College Student - Frank Apollonio
Deputy Police Chief - Robert Bizik
Philadelphia Prison Guard - Eddie Boaz
Det. Rick Collins - Ian Bonner
Lawyer - Tony Brown
Lawyer - Lee Burkett
Recital Guest - Jennifer Butler
Motioning Prisoner - Steven Carey
Photographer - Marques Chaney
Lawyer - Bill Chemerka
Officer Bruno - Damien Colletti
Mopping Inmate #1 - Greg Cool
Administrator - Chetan Dave
Inmate - Tom Delconte
Nick's Security Detail - Brian Distance
Cantrell's Security - Justin Doescher
Audience Member - Lewis Duval
Convict - Robert Eckard
Attorney / Businesswoman - Cindy Engle
Door Corrections Officer - Jim Ewald
Lawyer - Mark Falvo
Prison Guard - Stephen Felt
Prison Administrator - Ruben Fischman
Court Stenographer - Renee Fishman
Lawyer in Library - Ronald E. Giles
Tattooed Inmate - Vaughn Goland
Forensic Technician - Matthew Gooley
Forensic Staff - Richard Graves
Detective with Evidence Bag - F. Gary Gray
Recital Spectator - Keith Hammer
Recital Spectator - Ricky Heidelbaugh
Forensics Technician - Jason Henry
Prison Guard - John Charles Hunt
Bystander - Sam Ibram
Print Reporter - Jessica J. Immanuel
Neighbor - Lavell James
Prison Inmate - John Jillard Sr.
Recital Attendee - William James Kelly
Homeland Security Agent - Steven J. Klaszky
Forensic Technician - Michael J. Kraycik
Courtroom Reporter - Stephanie P. Kurtz
The Bum - Kurt Leitner
Forensic Specialist - Bob Lewandowski
Homeland Security Agent - Art Lyle
Bystander - Nicole Mayer
Policeman - Todd McCall
Prison Guard - John Mitchell
Attorney - Robert Montano
Aryan Prisoner - Jason Mullen
Lawyer - Ken Myers
Crime Scene Investigator - Matt Nicholas
Hero Police Officer Cimino - Eddie Noone
Extra - Demar Nugent
Official with Bible - Michael Nutter
Corrections Officer - Lou Pacheco
Hero Guard - Joe Pawlenko
Reporter - Joe Polito
Police Commissioner - Vincent Riviezzo
Lawyer - Opening Door - James Rogy
Prison Inmate - Jordan Romero
Solitary Guard - Matthew Russell
Concert Guest - Chuck Schanamann
SWAT Troop #1 - W. Keith Scott
Prison Guard - William Shipman
Police Commissioner Asst - Andy Sinatra
Prison Guard - Will Souders
Witness - Frank Traynor
Reporter - Towanda Underdue
Reporter - Teddy Valdes
Reporter - David Von Roehm
Officer Urban - Matt von Siegel
Mopping Inmate - Thomas Walton
Reporter - Paul Weaver
Police Officer - Damion J. Williams
Police Officer - Mike Wilson
Prison Guard - John Wooten
Forensics Technician - Scott Yannick