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I've got classy fans

Laws of Attraction

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Laws of Attraction • 2004

Thorne Jamison:

[seeing Audrey in the crowd while fans surround him for an autograph]
See this Barry, I've got classy fans, too. And a what might you want? Audrey:
I want you. Thorne Jamison:
Oohh! Chihuaha! Nice opening line, I like it. Direct, no B.S, just how I like it. Grr. Ok, tell me what we're working with Dollface. Audrey:
Ok, this is what we're working with *Dollface*. You've got a devoted, hardworking wife at home, yet you cheat, lie, and blow all your money on strippers and whores. You finally abandon her leaving her no option but to file for divorce. That's the opposing council's opening line. Direct. No B.S. Just the way you like it. And your wife has just hired the second best divorce attorney in New York City to deliver it. Now you need someone to tell you side of the story, no matter how *sordid*, and make you seem like strawberry shortcake. Thorne Jamison:
I like strawberry shortcake, and I like your style. Do you know what I think? I think we should continue this conversation back at my place Audrey:
You know what I think? I think you should leave the thinking to me. Thorne Jamison:
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Full Transcript

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SEE THIS, BARRY.

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I'VE GOT CLASSY FANS TOO.

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AND UH... WHAT MIGHT YOU WANT?

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I WANT YOU.

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OOH, CHIHUAHUA!

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NICE OPENING LINE. I LIKE IT.

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DIRECT, NO B.S.-- JUST HOW I LIKE IT.

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MMM.

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OKAY, TELL ME WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH, DOLL FACE.

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OKAY, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH, DOLL FACE.

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YOU'VE GOT A DEVOTED, HARDWORKING WIFE AT HOME,

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AND YET YOU CHEAT, LIE, AND BLOW ALL YOUR MONEY ON STRIPPERS AND WHORES.

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YOU FINALLY ABANDONED HER, LEAVING HER NO OPTION BUT TO FILE FOR DIVORCE.

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THAT'S THE OPPOSING COUNSEL'S OPENING LINE.

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DIRECT, NO B.S.-- JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

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AND YOUR WIFE HAS JUST HIRED THE SECOND BEST DIVORCE ATTORNEY IN NEW YORK CITY TO DELIVER IT.

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NOW YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY, NO MATTER HOW SORDID,

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AND MAKE YOU SEEM LIKE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE.

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I LIKE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE,

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AND I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

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I THINK WE SHOULD CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION...

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BACK AT MY PLACE.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE THINKING TO ME.

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RIGHT.

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PAIN? I'LL CAUSE HER SO MUCH PAIN SHE'LL WISH SHE NEVER...

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BEFORE I CAME ALONG, THE ONLY BUSINESS DECISION HE EVER MADE

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WAS WHETHER TO PAY A HOOKER WITH CASH OR CREDIT.

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...THE PURPOSE OF A SETTLEMENT HEARING IS TO AVOID...

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YOU SHOULD ADVISE YOUR CLIENT THAT DOCUMENTABLE THREATS OF VIOLENCE...

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- MAKES MY JOB SO MUCH EASIER. - Serena: THREATS, MY ASS!

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CAN WE SKIP TO THE PART WHERE YOU CUT HIS BALLS OFF?!

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IF WE COULD CONVINCE MS. WOODS TO GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF DISCUSSING ASSETS.

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Thorne: ASSETS? SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

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I'M THE ONE WHO SPITS UP ALL THE MONEY FOR THOSE DISH RAGS SHE SELLS.

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DISH RAGS? TELL THAT TO NICOLE KIDMAN.

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- SHE WORE MY DISHRAGS TO THE OSCARS, OKAY?! - NYAH, NYAH, NYAH...

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I'M SURE THAT MR. RAFFERTY WILL AGREE THAT WE'LL NOT GET ANYWHERE

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WITHOUT A DEGREE OF CONSIDERATION FROM ALL PARTIES.

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CONSIDERATION FROM HIM? I'M HIS GODDAMN WIFE.

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AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE COURTESY TO TELL ME THAT HE GOT

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A SKULL AND CROSS BONES PIERCED THROUGH THE TIP OF HIS--

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- I HAVE ENOUGH. - I'M GOOD.

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MMM.

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LOOK, FORGET IT, OKAY? I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HIS MONEY.

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I MAKE A GOOD LIVING. THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I WANT.

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- CAISLEáN AND CLOCHA.

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OH, YES, I REMEMBER SEEING THAT SOMEWHERE. WHAT IS IT?

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IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH.

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- MMM. - IT'S OUR CASTLE IN IRELAND.

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IT'S MY FAIRYTALE CASTLE.

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* IT'S SUMMER NOW, THE KIDS ARE BACK INSIDE *

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- * GOTTA TICKET FOR A... *

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Ha-ha. And in here, this is the-- stay.

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- Thorne on TV: This is where we like to rehearse... - STAY. HA-HA.

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jam with the boys in the band. This is where I like to play with my fruit machines.

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Feeling lucky. Feeling lucky!

Duration

175 seconds

Views

2,190

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:52

Uploaded

Sep 09, 2021

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

New Line Cinema,Irish Dreamtime,Deep River Productions,Initial Entertainment Group,Stratus Film Co.,Mobius Pictures,MHF Zweite Academy Film,Fern Valley Limited,Intermedia,Franchise Pictures

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Movie Summary

Amidst a sea of litigation, two New York City divorce lawyers find love.

Actors

Thorne Jamison

Audrey Woods