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"Legally Blonde" quotes

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Elle Woods, a fashionable sorority queen, is dumped by her boyfriend. She decides to follow him to law school. While she is there, she figures out that there is more to her than just looks.

Director: Robert Luketic
Writer: Amanda Brown, Karen McCullah, Kirsten Smith
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $96,520,674
Released: 13 Jul 2001
Awards: 6 wins & 14 nominations

152 video clips

EmmettChuckElle WoodsVivianDa Joyce RaffertyProfessor StromwellProfessor CallahanPauletteAdmissions GuyHead Of AdmissionsElle's MotherElle's FatherMargotSerenaOld Lady At ManicuristBoutique SaleswomanC.u.l.a. AdvisorBrooke Taylor WindhamMauriceEnidWarnerVivian Kensington
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Did you ever take Mrs Windham on a date - Legally Blonde 00:28 Did you ever take Mrs Windham on a date You got into Harvard Law - Legally Blonde 00:07 You got into Harvard Law I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life - Legally Blonde 00:09 I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life I just don't think Brooke could have done this - Legally Blonde 00:15 I just don't think Brooke could have done this I can't believe you just called me a butthead - Legally Blonde 00:10 I can't believe you just called me a butthead Nice outfit - Legally Blonde 00:11 Nice outfit As I suspect you weren't - Legally Blonde 00:36 As I suspect you weren't If you're going to let - Legally Blonde 00:15 If you're going to let Why didn't you call me - Legally Blonde 00:35 Why didn't you call me And for that matter - Legally Blonde 00:14 And for that matter Oh my gosh did you see him - Legally Blonde 00:08 Oh my gosh did you see him And that's why you should vote for me Elle Woods - Legally Blonde 00:36 And that's why you should vote for me Elle Woods Honey you were first runner up - Legally Blonde 00:24 Honey you were first runner up Oh Warner - Legally Blonde 00:23 Oh Warner Okay hi I'm Elle Woods - Legally Blonde 00:09 Okay hi I'm Elle Woods Is she as pretty as you - Legally Blonde 00:11 Is she as pretty as you You're gonna need this - Legally Blonde 00:16 You're gonna need this This is what I need to become to be serious - Legally Blonde 00:11 This is what I need to become to be serious Pooh Bear just get in the car - Legally Blonde 00:19 Pooh Bear just get in the car So if you don't know the answer - Legally Blonde 00:18 So if you don't know the answer So what's this Vivian got that you don't have - Legally Blonde 00:06 So what's this Vivian got that you don't have You know Elle I still can't believe - Legally Blonde 00:17 You know Elle I still can't believe So you're breaking up with me - Legally Blonde 00:10 So you're breaking up with me Is this low viscosity rayon - Legally Blonde 00:26 Is this low viscosity rayon I don't need backups - Legally Blonde 00:29 I don't need backups I was getting liposuction - Legally Blonde 00:33 I was getting liposuction I'm takin' the dog dumbass - Legally Blonde 00:05 I'm takin' the dog dumbass What just because I'm not a Vanderbilt - Legally Blonde 00:12 What just because I'm not a Vanderbilt It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff - Legally Blonde 00:12 It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff There she is Elle - Legally Blonde 00:15 There she is Elle I'm sorry are you here to see me - Legally Blonde 00:06 I'm sorry are you here to see me Are you one of my lawyers - Legally Blonde 00:08 Are you one of my lawyers And I can't break the bonds of sisterhood - Legally Blonde 00:09 And I can't break the bonds of sisterhood If I'm gonna be a senator - Legally Blonde 00:07 If I'm gonna be a senator I mean what's a girl to do - Legally Blonde 00:15 I mean what's a girl to do But come on Elle be serious - Legally Blonde 00:16 But come on Elle be serious I'm sorry I just hallucinated - Legally Blonde 00:04 I'm sorry I just hallucinated That's great Paulette - Legally Blonde 00:12 That's great Paulette The rules of hair care are simple and finite - Legally Blonde 00:06 The rules of hair care are simple and finite Reading about the LSATs - Legally Blonde 00:08 Reading about the LSATs Wow well don't you look like a walking felony - Legally Blonde 00:07 Wow well don't you look like a walking felony This is gonna be just like senior year except for funner - Legally Blonde 00:06 This is gonna be just like senior year except for funner You know a Delta Nu would never - Legally Blonde 00:08 You know a Delta Nu would never So how was your first class - Legally Blonde 00:11 So how was your first class Could I have been any more goddamn spastic - Legally Blonde 00:05 Could I have been any more goddamn spastic Let the bloodbath begin - Legally Blonde 00:04 Let the bloodbath begin Warner what kind of shoes are these - Legally Blonde 00:06 Warner what kind of shoes are these Uh my name is David Kidney - Legally Blonde 00:15 Uh my name is David Kidney Here it is - Legally Blonde 00:15 Here it is Hey how you doin' - Legally Blonde 00:08 Hey how you doin' Why would I kill my husband - Legally Blonde 00:24 Why would I kill my husband Oh Warner - Legally Blonde 00:25 Oh Warner Don't stomp your little - Legally Blonde 00:23 Don't stomp your little Hosed down from head to toe - Legally Blonde 01:06 Hosed down from head to toe Do you think she woke up one morning and said - Legally Blonde 00:12 Do you think she woke up one morning and said But if I'm gonna be a partner in - Legally Blonde 00:08 But if I'm gonna be a partner in Two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal - Legally Blonde 00:12 Two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal Don't ask - Legally Blonde 00:06 Don't ask Because he liked the way I looked - Legally Blonde 00:11 Because he liked the way I looked No more boring suits no more pantyhose - Legally Blonde 00:10 No more boring suits no more pantyhose Bend and snap - Legally Blonde 00:07 Bend and snap Smell this - Legally Blonde 00:06 Smell this Oh my God - Legally Blonde 00:09 Oh my God There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde - Legally Blonde 00:08 There's nothing I love more than a dumb blonde All people see when they look at me - Legally Blonde 00:09 All people see when they look at me The law is reason free from passion - Legally Blonde 01:03 The law is reason free from passion The English language it is all about subliminal domination - Legally Blonde 00:18 The English language it is all about subliminal domination 143. - Legally Blonde 143. (93595) - Legally Blonde (93595) All masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg - Legally Blonde All masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not... And last year I was Homecoming Queen - Legally Blonde And last year I was Homecoming Queen And that s why you should vote for me Elle Woods - Legally Blonde And that s why you should vote for me Elle Woods And that’s why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, - Legally Blonde And that’s why you should vote for me, Elle Woods, And the purpose of diminished capacity is? - Legally Blonde And the purpose of diminished capacity is? Are you done with that deposition yet? - Legally Blonde Are you done with that deposition yet? Are you one of my lawyers Yeah sort of - Legally Blonde Are you one of my lawyers Yeah sort of Are you ready? - Legally Blonde Are you ready? Because I promised her I'd keep it a secret - Legally Blonde Because I promised her I'd keep it a secret Bend and snap - Legally Blonde Bend and snap But if I'm gonna be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30 - Legally Blonde But if I'm gonna be a partner in a law firm by the time... - But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun? - No, she'd stashed it by then. - Legally Blonde - But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun? - No, she'd ... (clears throat) - Legally Blonde (clears throat) Come on in. - Legally Blonde Come on in. Did you ever take Mrs Windham on a date - Legally Blonde Did you ever take Mrs Windham on a date Do you think she woke up one morning and said - Legally Blonde Do you think she woke up one morning and said Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me honey - Legally Blonde Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me... Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey. - Legally Blonde Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, ... (elevator dings) - Legally Blonde (elevator dings) - Elle, come on. - Just forget it. - Legally Blonde - Elle, come on. - Just forget it.
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Cast

Elle Woods - Reese Witherspoon
Emmett - Luke Wilson
Vivian Kensington - Selma Blair
Warner - Matthew Davis
Professor Callahan - Victor Garber
All Cast