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Could I have been any more goddamn spastic
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Legally Blonde

Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?

Paulette:
Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?

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Could I have been any more goddamn spastic
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,191
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:29
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Marc Platt Productions

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Movie Summary

Elle Woods, a fashionable sorority queen, is dumped by her boyfriend. She decides to follow him to law school. While she is there, she figures out that there is more to her than just looks.

Actors

Jennifer Coolidge
Paulette
Jennifer Coolidge
Reese Witherspoon
Elle Woods
Reese Witherspoon
I should warn you, that in addition to competing against each other for the top grade in this class, you will also be competing for one of my firm's highly-coveted four internship spots next year, where you will get to assist on actual cases. - Legally Blonde 00:34
I should warn you, that in addition to competing against...
Let the bloodbath begin - Legally Blonde 00:04
Let the bloodbath begin
- Neither. - Legally Blonde 00:13
- Neither.
Ms. Kensington, which would you prefer? Malum prohibitum. Because then the client would've committed - Legally Blonde 00:34
Ms. Kensington, which would you prefer? Malum prohibitum....
Guys... - Hi! - Warner, do you know her? - Legally Blonde 00:13
Guys... - Hi! - Warner, do you know her?
- Hi, everybody. - Legally Blonde 00:29
- Hi, everybody.
OK. I'll just leave, then. - Legally Blonde 00:08
OK. I'll just leave, then.
Hey, maybe there's, like, a sorority you could, like, join instead, like... - Legally Blonde 00:19
Hey, maybe there's, like, a sorority you could, like,...
- Hello? - Hey, it's me. - Legally Blonde 00:53
- Hello? - Hey, it's me.
So don't forget. - Legally Blonde 00:44
So don't forget.
Thanks for inviting me, girls. - Legally Blonde 00:23
Thanks for inviting me, girls.
Nice outfit Oh I like your outfit tooExcept when I dress up as a frigid bitchI try not to look so constipated - Legally Blonde 00:10
Nice outfit Oh I like your outfit tooExcept when I dress up...
Enid Warner The English language is all about subliminal dominationTake the word semester OK This is a perfect exampleof this school's discriminatory preference of semen to ovariesThat's why I'm petitioning to have next term be referred toas the winter - Legally Blonde 00:16
Enid Warner The English language is all about subliminal...
Wow Well don't you look like a walking felonyThank you You're so sweet Enid Ugh - Legally Blonde 00:08
Wow Well don't you look like a walking felonyThank you...
Oh ElleCome on you're never gonna get the gradesto qualify for one of those spotsYou're not smart enough sweetieWait Am I on glue or did we not get into the same law school WarnerWell yeah but But whatWe took the same LSATs and we re taking the same - Legally Blonde 00:48
Oh ElleCome on you're never gonna get the gradesto...
But come on Elle be serious - Legally Blonde 00:16
But come on Elle be serious
- Elle, come on. - Legally Blonde 00:11
- Elle, come on.
- Don't ask. - Legally Blonde 00:08
- Don't ask.
I love that sweater. - Legally Blonde 00:10
I love that sweater.
Thanks. - Legally Blonde 00:53
Thanks.