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I didn't even get to throw him a birthday party

I didn't even get to throw hima birthday party. No! I mean, what's a girl to do? He's a...

Legally Blonde • 2001

I didn't even get to throw hima birthday party. No! I mean, what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followedhis pecker to greener pastures, and I'm a middle-agedhigh school dropout......who's got stretch marksand a fat ass. - That's terrible.- Yeah. Happens every day. So what's this Vivian gotthat you don't have? Three tits? She's from Connecticut.She belongs to his stupid country club. Is she as pretty as you? She could use some mascaraand some serious highlights, but......she's not completelyunfortunate-looking. Hello, ladies. How ya doin'? Sign here

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I didn't even get to throw him a birthday party

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No

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I mean what's a girl to do

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He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures

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and I'm a middle aged high school dropout

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who's got stretch marks and a fat ass

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That's terrible Yeah Happens every day

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So what's this Vivian got that you don't have

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Three tits

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sighs She's from Connecticut She belongs to his stupid country club

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Is she as pretty as you

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She could use some mascara and some serious highlights but

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she's not completely unfortunate looking

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Hello ladies How ya doin'

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Sign here

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لم يتسن لي حتى إقامة حفل عيد ميلاد له

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لا

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ماذا يمكن لفتاة أن تفعل

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إنه رجل وجد سعادته في مكان أفضل

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وأنا امرأة في متوسط العمر ولم تكمل الدراسة الثانوية

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لديها تشققات جلدية ومؤخرة كبيرة

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هذا فظيع نعم يحدث كل يوم

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ما الذي لدى فيفيان وينقصك أنت

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ثلاثة أثداء

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إنها من كنيتيكيت وعضو في نادي ريفي سخيف

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هل هي بمثل جمالك

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تحتاج إلى مسكارا وتلوين خصلا في شعرها لكن

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ليست سيئة الظهر كثيرا

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كيف حالك

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مرحبا أيتها السيدات كيف حالكن مرحبا

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وقعي هنا

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J'ai pas pu Iui fêter son anniversaire

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Non

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Que peut on y faire

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II a suivi popauI vers des horizons pIus souriants

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et je ne suis qu'une vieiIIe ratêe

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avec des vergetures et un gros cuI

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C'est horribIe Oui Ca arrive tous Ies jours

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Qu'est ce qu'eIIe a de pIus que vous cette Vivian Trois seins

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EIIe vient du Connecticut EIIe est dans un country cIub

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EIIe est aussi joIie que vous

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EIIe aurait besoin de mascara et d'un baIayage

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mais eIIe n'est pas totaIement ingrate

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Bonjour mesdames Ca va

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Une petite signature

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Wir konnten seinen Geburtstag nicht feiern

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Nein

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Was soll ein Mädchen da machen

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Sein Pimmel hat ihn zu frischeren Früchtchen geführt

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Ich bin eine alte Schachtel ohne Schulabschluss

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mit Zellulitis und fettem Hintern

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Das ist ja schrecklich Ja Aber so was passiert ständig

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Was hat diese Vivian das Sie nicht haben Drei Titten

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Sie ist aus Connecticut und gehört einem Countryclub an

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Ist sie so hübsch wie Sie

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Sie könnte Mascara und Strähnchen vertragen

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aber sie ist nicht total hässlich

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Hallo Ladys Wie geht's

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Hier unterschreiben

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Aku bahkan tidak dapat merayakan ulang tahunnya

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Apa yang bisa wanita lakukan

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Dia hanya pria yang mengikuti kemaluannya untuk padang rumput yang lebih hijau

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dan aku berumur setengah tua drop out dari SMA

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yang memiliki selulit dan bokong besar

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Itu mengerikan

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Yep Terjadi setiap hari

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Jadi apa yang Vivian miliki namun tidak kau miliki 3 dada

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Dia dari Connecticut

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Dia ditakdirkan dari klub kota bodoh Warner Apa dia lebih cantik darimu

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Dia dapat menggunakan maskara dan banyak cat rambut

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tapi dia terlihat tidak terlalu sengsara

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Halo gadis gadis Halo gadis gadis

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Hei yang disana Apa kabarmu Tandatangani ini

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Ni pude hacerle una fiesta de cumpleaños

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No

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Qué tiene que hacer una mujer

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Él es un hombre que siguió a su pájaro a mejores jardines

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Y yo soy una treintona que abandonó secundaria

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que tiene marcas en el cuerpo y un gordo trasero

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Es terrible Sí Pasa todos los días

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Entonces qué tiene esa Vivian que no tengas tú Tres senos

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Es de Connecticut Pertenece a su estúpido club de campo

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Es tan bonita como tú

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Pues podría usar una máscara y unos reflejos

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pero en sí no es completamente fea

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Hola chicas Cómo estás

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Firma aquí

Available in 6 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

57

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:24

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Marc Platt Productions

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Movie Summary

Elle Woods, a fashionable sorority queen, is dumped by her boyfriend. She decides to follow him to law school. While she is there, she figures out that there is more to her than just looks.