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Lemon

If I see you anywhere near me,I'm calling the cops. (answering machine beeps) You never...

Lemon • 2017
If I see you anywhere near me,
I'm calling the cops. (answering machine beeps) You never thought about being
with another woman. Really?

Full Transcript

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If I see you anywhere near me, I'm calling the cops.
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(answering machine beeps)
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You never thought about being with another woman. Really?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
9
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:31
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Killer Films,Cryk Productions,Burn Later Productions,Magnolia Pictures

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Movie Summary

A man watches his life unravel after he is left by his girlfriend of 10 years.
I could suffocate you, I could strangle you, - Lemon 00:06
I could suffocate you, I could strangle you,
Cut you up and bag you up and throw you away in the woods - Lemon 00:07
Cut you up and bag you up and throw you away in the woods
Do you know how many men have killed - Lemon 00:06
Do you know how many men have killed
I could've done better than you. I settled because I didn't think - Lemon 00:08
I could've done better than you. I settled because I di...
I thought I chose you because I felt sorry for you, - Lemon 00:07
I thought I chose you because I felt sorry for you,
(sobbing quietly) - Lemon 00:07
(sobbing quietly)
I deserve to be with a man who wants me. - Lemon 00:05
I deserve to be with a man who wants me.
I can't sleep in a bed every night with my best friend. - Lemon 00:06
I can't sleep in a bed every night with my best friend.
Listen, before you move the small table inside the garage, - Lemon 00:07
Listen, before you move the small table inside the garage,
Move the little table inside the garage, - Lemon 00:09
Move the little table inside the garage,
I'm not letting no goddamned delivery guy - Lemon 00:05
I'm not letting no goddamned delivery guy
I know she doesn't drive. Don't attack me. - Lemon 00:05
I know she doesn't drive. Don't attack me.
That's not that old. His heart stopped working. - Lemon 00:05
That's not that old. His heart stopped working.
Ramona: You never thought about being - Lemon 00:05
Ramona: You never thought about being
Please explain to Rosa I just had these walls redone‐‐ - Lemon 00:07
Please explain to Rosa I just had these walls redone‐‐
They put out snacks, and I really want a snack. - Lemon 00:05
They put out snacks, and I really want a snack.
I should've just brought snacks. It's fine, it's fine. - Lemon 00:05
I should've just brought snacks. It's fine, it...
It's like there's a knife going through my face - Lemon 00:08
It's like there's a knife going through my face
That's like a stake just stabbing me through my insides. - Lemon 00:06
That's like a stake just stabbing me through my insides...
We have so much food. Why bring food? - Lemon 00:05
We have so much food. Why bring food?