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"Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" quotes

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When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Director: Brad Silberling
Writer: Robert Gordon (screenplay), Daniel Handler (books)
Production: Paramount Pictures
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $118,461,298
Released: 17 Dec 2004
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 9 wins & 28 nominations.

110 video clips

Klaus BaudelaireViolet BaudelaireWedding Audience (uncredited)Mr. PoeJosephine AnwhistleHook-handed ManLemony Snicket (voice)The Critic (uncredited)Hook-handed HenchmanBeatrice Baudelaire (uncredited)Person Of Indeterminate GenderBald ManWhite Faced Woman #2Count OlafKlaus BaudelaireSunnyVioletViolet BaudelaireLemony SnicketUncle MontyWedding AudienceMr. PoeAunt JosephineRealtorHook-handed ManThe CriticHook-handed HenchmanBeatrice BaudelaireJudgePerson Of Indeterminate GenderBald ManWhite Faced Woman #2
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Let's keep our heads here - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 02:37 Let's keep our heads here So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:12 So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf And this must be Klaus - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:22 And this must be Klaus I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:51 I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be... In a world of abandoned items and discarded materials - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:41 In a world of abandoned items and discarded materials You are a gloomy looking bunch - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:12 You are a gloomy looking bunch It's the letter - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:18 It's the letter Pasta Puttanesca - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:26 Pasta Puttanesca My dear - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:46 My dear This is ridiculous - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21 This is ridiculous Never heard of her - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17 Never heard of her No matter where you go - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17 No matter where you go There are people who know that there's always a mystery to be solved - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:09 There are people who know that there's always a mystery... I'll show him a thing or two I'll give him the old ''wax on wax off '' me son - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09 I'll show him a thing or two I'll give him the old... You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18 - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12 You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18 Do you think anything will ever feel like home again - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:33 Do you think anything will ever feel like home again How's that pot coming - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20 How's that pot coming Now that we're a family - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 Now that we're a family Sunny where's the key The key to the lock - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 Sunny where's the key The key to the lock Soda Soda Banana - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08 Soda Soda Banana Sunny bite the head off that elf - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05 Sunny bite the head off that elf This was such a good character - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 This was such a good character The children will be helping us extensively with the research in Peru - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20 The children will be helping us extensively with the... And I realized I have been a bit standoffish - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 And I realized I have been a bit standoffish All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing that pops into my head - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11 All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing... Did Ike die in a fire - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14 Did Ike die in a fire But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were thick as thieves - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10 But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were... Why aren't you orphans in the kitchen preparing dinner - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14 Why aren't you orphans in the kitchen preparing dinner If you have ever lost someone very important to you - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08 If you have ever lost someone very important to you Looks like you could use a little assistance - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:34 Looks like you could use a little assistance Is a little piece I like to call - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:26 Is a little piece I like to call The very meal I ate before they took me leg - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17 The very meal I ate before they took me leg I don't know if you've ever noticed this - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:36 I don't know if you've ever noticed this I have to - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18 I have to I will raise these orphans - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11 I will raise these orphans We're gonna break that beam - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 We're gonna break that beam I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country with my kids - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19 I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country... Take them Mr Poe - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 Take them Mr Poe No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:44 No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire How could they do this to us - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21 How could they do this to us The Captain loved the ladies - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:23 The Captain loved the ladies What are you doing - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18 What are you doing On three - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 On three The black plague - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05 The black plague There's always something - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:35 There's always something The big cage door is open - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10 The big cage door is open Come on come on come on come on - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06 Come on come on come on come on Do you remember when Mum and Dad went to Europe - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:35 Do you remember when Mum and Dad went to Europe Have you ever thought of - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:49 Have you ever thought of I'm very disappointed in you children - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 I'm very disappointed in you children Curdled Cave is for sale - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:25 Curdled Cave is for sale If anything happened to the children - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08 If anything happened to the children This is not home - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06 This is not home Are you okay - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13 Are you okay These things don't just happen - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09 These things don't just happen I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely... The Italian fiend - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11 The Italian fiend Aunt Jo - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10 Aunt Jo Something to invent something to read - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 Something to invent something to read I wonder if it's a good idea even to change their plans at this point - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09 I wonder if it's a good idea even to change their plans... I saved the boy from the leeches - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14 I saved the boy from the leeches You unspeakable cad - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:47 You unspeakable cad They used to call me Old MacDonald up at the old Milking Lab there - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13 They used to call me Old MacDonald up at the old Milking Lab... He's just a boy barely out of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11 He's just a boy barely out of his Osh Kosh B'Gosh Ever sell this house - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:42 Ever sell this house I'm looking for Dr - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15 I'm looking for Dr Welcome aboard Hot potato - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 Welcome aboard Hot potato You just stay where you're at and we'll come where you're to - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12 You just stay where you're at and we'll come where... We have to go to the authorities - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 We have to go to the authorities There's always something - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06 There's always something She doesn't deserve him - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07 She doesn't deserve him I get the good parking spots - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 I get the good parking spots Or airplane where this film is being shown - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 Or airplane where this film is being shown I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia for me - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:27 I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia... I missed you guys - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:44 I missed you guys Which you are never to enter - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04 Which you are never to enter Where am I gonna get a train - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11 Where am I gonna get a train But I don't care about them - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18 But I don't care about them Are you sure you tied your hair tight enough - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06 Are you sure you tied your hair tight enough What would Violet do - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13 What would Violet do I didn't know they had this budget - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05 I didn't know they had this budget Look what I did to pretty little home - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08 Look what I did to pretty little home Have I told you about our new play - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:31 Have I told you about our new play Look it up bookworm - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10 Look it up bookworm You know there's a big world out there filled with desperate orphans - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16 You know there's a big world out there filled with... What are you doing here - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12 What are you doing here Perhaps you should reevaluate your hypothesis - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10 Perhaps you should reevaluate your hypothesis And then he pushed her out the window - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08 And then he pushed her out the window There is two kinds of fear - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13 There is two kinds of fear
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Cast

Count Olaf - Jim Carrey
Klaus - Liam Aiken
Violet - Emily Browning
Sunny - Kara Hoffman
Sunny - Shelby Hoffman
All Cast