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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey

Count Olaf:
[meeting the children for the first time]
Ah! My dear... [looks at stick figures of children with names on his hands] Count Olaf:
Violet. Enchantée! Violet Baudelaire:
Uh... how do you do? Count Olaf:
And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! Your left side is the good one. [looks with disgust at Sunny] Count Olaf:
And... what is *this*? Sunny:
[subtitled baby talk]
I'm Sunny! Count Olaf:
I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey

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Duration
22 seconds
Views
1,454
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:00
Uploaded
Dec 12, 2020
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Emily Browning
Violet Baudelaire
Emily Browning
Bum buttery flit fluttery Dum diddly-ooh Bum buttery bluebird is singing a tune Daffodil dillies awaken and prune Bursting in bloom All the flowers assume It's a loverly, loverly spring - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
Bum buttery flit fluttery Dum diddly-ooh Bum buttery...
I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watchingThe movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasantIf you wish to see a film about a happy little elfI'm sure there is still plenty of seating in theatre number twoHowever if you like - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:44
I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be...
In a world of abandoned items and discarded materialsViolet knew there was always somethingSomething she could fashion into nearly any device for nearly every occasion - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
In a world of abandoned items and discarded materialsViolet...
Sunny, the youngest, had a different interest. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
Sunny, the youngest, had a different interest.
Sunny was at an age when one mostly speaks in a series of unintelligible shrieks. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:24
Sunny was at an age when one mostly speaks in a series of...
Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:27
Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely...
If you have ever lost someone very important to youthen you already know how it feelsAnd if you haven'tyou cannot possibly imagine it - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
If you have ever lost someone very important to youthen you...
No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21
No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire.
And as mysterious as the source of the blaze, other mysteries began to unfold before the children's eyes. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:42
And as mysterious as the source of the blaze, other...
This is an excellent opportunity to walk out of the theatreliving room or aeroplane where this film is being shown - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
This is an excellent opportunity to walk out of the...
Now as chief officer of Mulctuary Managementand the executor of your parents' estateit is my legal obligation to take care of your money till you come of ageand to place you in the care of your closest relative - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Now as chief officer of Mulctuary Managementand the executor...
So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olafwho resides right here in the city just 37 blocks awayI don't think that's what closest is supposed to meanWe don't know a Count Olaf Of course you doHe's either your third cousin four times removedor - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olafwho...
Here we are, your new home. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:48
Here we are, your new home.
Well, hello, hello, hello. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:52
Well, hello, hello, hello.
My dear Violet. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
My dear Violet.
I must say you're a gloomy looking bunchWhy so glumOur parents just diedYes of course How very very awfulWait let me do that one more timeGive me the line again Quickly while it's fresh in my mindOur parents just diedYesWhat a schmuck - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:30
I must say you're a gloomy looking bunchWhy so glumOur...
I will raise these orphansas if they were actually wanted - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I will raise these orphansas if they were actually wanted
Anyway, where do I sign for the fortune... - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:41
Anyway, where do I sign for the fortune...
I realise that my humble abode isn't as fancy as the Baudelaire Mansion, but I'm coming into a great deal of money soon and I think it'll be quite charming when it's finished. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:57
I realise that my humble abode isn't as fancy as the...
The tower, which you are never to enter, under any circumstances. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
The tower, which you are never to enter, under any...