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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Aunt Josephine? Baudelaires? - Is that you?- Yes. Good. Come in. Come in. Hurricane Herman...

Aunt Josephine? Baudelaires? - Is that you?- Yes. Good. Come in. Come in. Hurricane Herman is about to arriveat any time now. Violet. Look at you. Hello. Come in, quickly. Quickly, children. - What?- What's the matter? Not that quickly. You could trip over the welcome mat and decapitate yourselves. So... Quickly. But not too quickly. All right?

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Aunt Josephine
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Baudelaires
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Is that you Yes
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Good
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Come in Come in
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Hurricane Herman is about to arrive at any time now
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Violet Look at you
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Hello
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Come in quickly Quickly children
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What What's the matter
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Not that quickly
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You could trip over the welcome mat
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and decapitate yourselves
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So Quickly
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But not too quickly All right
Available in 6 languages
Duration
40 seconds
Views
259
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:22
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
Come in quickly Quickly childrenWhat What's the matterNot that quicklyYou could trip over the welcome matand decapitate yourselves - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
Come in quickly Quickly childrenWhat What's the...
I'm sorry. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:46
I'm sorry.
Someone's been to crazy town - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Someone's been to crazy town
Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?
She's the Mayorof crazy town - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
She's the Mayorof crazy town
Perfect. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:33
Perfect.
Where's your brother The kitchenKlausWhat are you doingNapkinsNapkins are hereCome away from the fridge If it falls it'll crush you flat - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
Where's your brother The kitchenKlausWhat are you...
Is this lke? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Is this lke?
Look at all the things you did, Aunt Josephine. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
Look at all the things you did, Aunt Josephine.
Uncle Monty? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21
Uncle Monty?
Did lke die in a fireSilly child noHe was eaten by leechesOkay - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Did lke die in a fireSilly child noHe was eaten by...
Watch the chandelier, children. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Watch the chandelier, children.
Ike and I explored every cove and inlet of Lake Lachrymose, from Horrid Harbour all the way over to Curdled Cave, way over there. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
Ike and I explored every cove and inlet of Lake Lachrymose,...
Lachrymose leeches have six rows of very sharp teeth and one very sharp nose. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
Lachrymose leeches have six rows of very sharp teeth and one...
I told him, "lke, you must wait one hour before going into the water." But he only waited 45 minutes. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
I told him, "lke, you must wait one hour before going...
That area is private. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
That area is private.
Ever sell this house - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:42
Ever sell this house
God I hate it hereWell Aunt Josephinehave you ever thought of maybe moving someplace elseMaybe if you moved away from Lake Lachrymose you might feel betterI could nevernever never never sell this houseI'm terrified of realtorsThere are two kinds of - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:45
God I hate it hereWell Aunt Josephinehave you ever thought...
There are two kinds of fearsrational and irrationalBeing afraid of realtors is an irrational fear - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
There are two kinds of fearsrational and irrationalBeing...
The black plague - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
The black plague