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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Count Olaf? Hello. Poe. I'm calling about thatinheritance question you raised. - Thank...

Count Olaf? Hello. Poe. I'm calling about thatinheritance question you raised. - Thank goodness.- Who is this? It's Violet. We're in Count Olaf's car. Hello, Violet. Where's Count Olaf? - He's not here right now, but...- You're driving the car alone? The car is on the train tracksand the train is coming. I'm sorry, Violet, I can't hear a thing.I'm driving next to a train! We're going to be hit by a train. Right. Yes.I can't hear because of the train! I'll call you backwhen I get to the bank! Goodbye!

Full Transcript

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Count Olaf Hello Poe
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I'm calling about that inheritance question you raised
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Thank goodness Who is this
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It's Violet We're in Count Olaf's car
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Hello Violet Where's Count Olaf
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He's not here right now but You're driving the car alone
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The car is on the train tracks and the train is coming
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I'm sorry Violet I can't hear a thing I'm driving next to a train
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We're going to be hit by a train
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Right Yes I can't hear because of the train
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I'll call you back when I get to the bank Goodbye
Available in 6 languages
Duration
34 seconds
Views
189
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:36
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
Klaus, you've read books on trains. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Klaus, you've read books on trains.
- It's too far away. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
- It's too far away.
- Violet. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
- Violet.
Mr Poe. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:22
Mr Poe.
He tried to kill us Let us not exaggerateThe vehicle was not even in gear - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
He tried to kill us Let us not exaggerateThe vehicle was not...
Goodbye, kids. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Goodbye, kids.
Take them, Mr Poe. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:32
Take them, Mr Poe.
That's the two headed cobra Well spottedIs that a he or a sheI have no idea Didn't think it polite to ask - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
That's the two headed cobra Well spottedIs that a he or...
Uncle Monty why are we going to PeruJust this morning I was wonderingHow are we all going to get out of town togetherAnd I thought Peru They have snakes in Peru don't theyBut why are we getting out of townViolet do you know snakes are more afraid of you - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:41
Uncle Monty why are we going to PeruJust this morning I was...
Wait. That spyglass. I saw one like that... Plenty of time for chitchat later. But right now what I - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18
Wait. That spyglass. I saw one like that... Plenty of time...
Plenty of time for chitchat laterBut right now what I need is an inventora readerand a biterKnow anyMy teeth are at your service Sir - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
Plenty of time for chitchat laterBut right now what I need...
No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:44
No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire
Hello. I am looking for Dr Montgomery Montgomery. I am Stephano. I am an Italian man and I am here to assist him in his research as best I can as well as to facilitate and remain observatory. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:26
Hello. I am looking for Dr Montgomery Montgomery. I am...
Now, why would you say something like that? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
Now, why would you say something like that?
Well, perhaps you should re-evaluate your hypothesis. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:29
Well, perhaps you should re-evaluate your hypothesis.
My chief assistant Gustav took sick and phoned not one hour agoHe'd give anything to be here right now - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
My chief assistant Gustav took sick and phoned not one hour...
You can't be buying this - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
You can't be buying this
Violet no Everything happens for a reason - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Violet no Everything happens for a reason
The children will be helping us with the research in PeruDo you have any experience with childrenChildren are strange and foreign to meI never really was oneI know that they are an important part of the ecosystem - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
The children will be helping us with the research in PeruDo...
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia for mePetuniaWell the milkingNow see what I was Could I justYeah sure I'll take a shot at thatNow they used to call me Old MacDonaldup at the milking lab thereI'd milk these things all day longBut the - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:25
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind milking Petunia...